I Feel Bad For The Animators

I feel bad for the animators

Manga: Akutagawa delicately biting into Atsushi's neck

Anime: Fisheye Atsushi, ugly Akutagawa, lots of random blood, probably some screeching

Me at 3:35 am getting the feminine urge to curl my hair with hair curlers despite never using them before.

It was actually a surprise for Chuuya.

Dazai: Chuuya, I need your help. Chuuya: What is it this time? Dazai: I accidentally adopted a cat. Chuuya: How do you accidentally adopt a cat? Dazai: Well, I was walking by the pet store and I saw this cute little kitten in the window and it looked so lonely and sad and I couldn’t resist and I went inside and asked if I could hold it and then the next thing I knew I was signing some papers and paying some money and now I have a cat. Chuuya: … Dazai: Please don’t be mad at me. Chuuya: I’m not mad at you, I’m mad at the pet store. How could they let you adopt a cat? You can barely take care of yourself! Dazai: Hey, that’s not true! I can take care of myself and the cat! Chuuya: Oh really? What’s its name? Dazai: Um… Chuuya: You don’t even know its name? Dazai: Well, no, but… Chuuya: Give me the cat. You’re not fit to be a parent.

twilight farewell is a refence to the movie twilight and its atsushi living his best life with his vampire boyfriend

Why does Atsushi look so peaceful. Why isn't he trying to resist in any way. Can I have a word with the author

Wait.

What if the story of Bungou Stray Dogs is just a frame narrative. So maybe Atsushi is telling this story to his children, but it's their bedtime, so he tells them that he will tell the rest of the story the next night. Atsushi then cuddles for the rest of the night with his husband, Akutagawa, who pretends to be a vampire, making both of them laugh.

In the morning, their children meet up with Chuuya and Dazai's children, who are joined by Higuchi and Gin's kid. Kenji and Kyouka reveal that they are engaged. Poe and Ranpo call in from America to say they can make the wedding date. Yosano and Kouyou shed tears at this beautiful turn of fate. Nikolai and Fyodor show up, and everyone is jokingly mad at them. Fyodor promised to bring his band over for the wedding. Nikolai says he can provide the entertainment. Kyouka and Kenji have invited Mori and Fukuzawa, who were currently on a honeymoon in Italy.

Fukuchi died because he set one order wrong and ended up killing himself and nobody else.

Aya and Teruko live with Bram and Sigma.

Kunikida started up his old relationship with Katai, and managed to clean him up a bit.

Jouno and Tetchou live happily but the Hunting Dogs group chat keeps getting spammed by Jouno and his text-to-speech.

Tachihara and Tanizaki get together after Naomi forced him to go on a double date with her and Haruno.

Lucy and Lousia get a thing going on, leaving Fitzgerald and Steinbeck alone. They get a thing going too.

Lovecraft stays asleep (he tired of this)

And they all lived gaily ever after (pun intended).

This was Asagiri can keep the mystique of what happened, leaving the fandom to wonder how everybody was still alive, and begging Asagiri on a daily basis to ask him how he did it.

There is no other way.