Me At 3:35 Am Getting The Feminine Urge To Curl My Hair With Hair Curlers Despite Never Using Them Before.

Me at 3:35 am getting the feminine urge to curl my hair with hair curlers despite never using them before.

I just remembered that Higuchi and Gin are both Vampires. Let the shenanigans begin.

Theory (yes again)

I'm crazy, so I shall force this upon thee.

Dracula - Bram Stoker

Count Dracula - Fukuchi/ Fyodor

Jonathan Harker - Dazai

Mina Harker - Chuuya - sweet innocent maiden who gets harmed by Fukuchi and is manipulated and gets bad dreams

Quincey - Atsushi - dies fighting Fukuchi/ Fyodor, tries to keep Akutagawa alive. Got rejected by Akutagawa but still loves him

Renfield - Nikolai - Attempts to gain immorality by eating insects (Fyodor wannabe essentially)

John Seward - Sigma - Nikolai's doctor, extremely very confused

Lucy Westerna - Akutagawa - Turns into a vampire and has to be killed

Brides of Dracula - The Hunting Dogs - 'Vampires' only obey Fukuchi.

Unironically, my friend keeps calling everyone a rat and I'm finding it very hard to keep a straight face because this image of Fyodor keeps popping up in my head everytime she says that.

I think I'm broken.

I feel bad for the animators

Manga: Akutagawa delicately biting into Atsushi's neck

Anime: Fisheye Atsushi, ugly Akutagawa, lots of random blood, probably some screeching

wait shouldn't have said that