Me At 3:35 Am Getting The Feminine Urge To Curl My Hair With Hair Curlers Despite Never Using Them Before.

Me at 3:35 am getting the feminine urge to curl my hair with hair curlers despite never using them before.

Wait. 2.0 Very scary version.

You know how Meursalt is set in France right. I am 35.56% sure that France called their best buddies, England over.

That means The Order of The Clock Tower will most likely arrive, just as this pandemonium will reach its crescendo.

Asagiri is far too smart to mention a group of ability users, and then not have them show up in the story. This will end the Meursalt Arc, and begin the Clock Tower Arc, in which some highly patriotic brits will 'FIGHT FOR THEIR COUNTRY'.

This will mostly end BADLY. Lets hope this is not the version Asagiri has in mind. If it is, this is a lovely warning to stock up on fluffy fanfics and wait in mortal terror for October.

Theory (yes again)

I'm crazy, so I shall force this upon thee.

Dracula - Bram Stoker

Count Dracula - Fukuchi/ Fyodor

Jonathan Harker - Dazai

Mina Harker - Chuuya - sweet innocent maiden who gets harmed by Fukuchi and is manipulated and gets bad dreams

Quincey - Atsushi - dies fighting Fukuchi/ Fyodor, tries to keep Akutagawa alive. Got rejected by Akutagawa but still loves him

Renfield - Nikolai - Attempts to gain immorality by eating insects (Fyodor wannabe essentially)

John Seward - Sigma - Nikolai's doctor, extremely very confused

Lucy Westerna - Akutagawa - Turns into a vampire and has to be killed

Brides of Dracula - The Hunting Dogs - 'Vampires' only obey Fukuchi.

Death Stray Dogs chaos

Dazai and Chuuya, watching Death Note: Mori looks like Ryuk Fyodor, outside the window: I SHALL BE THE GOD OF THIS NEW WORLD. Dazai, later, stealing Ranpoe's chips: ILL TAKE A POTATO CHIP, AND EAT IT Kunikida: Well what the fucking else were you going to do to it? Ranpo: I burn more calories than any of you, using just my brain. Yosano: Are you calling me stupid? Dazai: Chainsaw man gonna turn into Chainsaw Lady. Kyouka: Someone take away Dazai's Crunchyroll privileges. Kunikida, on the phone with Katai: Already on it. Ranpo: OOH. He's on speed dial

i hope whoever wrote this is doing okay after this last episode

Unironically, my friend keeps calling everyone a rat and I'm finding it very hard to keep a straight face because this image of Fyodor keeps popping up in my head everytime she says that.

I think I'm broken.