Unironically, My Friend Keeps Calling Everyone A Rat And I'm Finding It Very Hard To Keep A Straight

Unironically, my friend keeps calling everyone a rat and I'm finding it very hard to keep a straight face because this image of Fyodor keeps popping up in my head everytime she says that.

I think I'm broken.

It was actually a surprise for Chuuya.

Dazai: Chuuya, I need your help. Chuuya: What is it this time? Dazai: I accidentally adopted a cat. Chuuya: How do you accidentally adopt a cat? Dazai: Well, I was walking by the pet store and I saw this cute little kitten in the window and it looked so lonely and sad and I couldn’t resist and I went inside and asked if I could hold it and then the next thing I knew I was signing some papers and paying some money and now I have a cat. Chuuya: … Dazai: Please don’t be mad at me. Chuuya: I’m not mad at you, I’m mad at the pet store. How could they let you adopt a cat? You can barely take care of yourself! Dazai: Hey, that’s not true! I can take care of myself and the cat! Chuuya: Oh really? What’s its name? Dazai: Um… Chuuya: You don’t even know its name? Dazai: Well, no, but… Chuuya: Give me the cat. You’re not fit to be a parent.

A smol Rant 'cos I read wayy too much of E.A.P 's works.

Considering most of the BSD characters' lives are based off their IRL'S, Poe's should be a lot darker than 'Smart boi made me hunt for revenge for six years'.

IRL Poe wrote about murdering people and holing them in walls, being buried alive, an orangutan strangling a woman and shoving her up a chimney, holing somebody else up a wall, talking to a mummy from ancient Egypt and a demon murdering people.

Not to mention his father went to get the milk, his mother died, he got adopted, got into debt (every author in the 1800's I swear), joined the army, got disowned, then died mysteriously.

The only part of his Army life we see is during the cannibalism arc, where he do be doin' some sniping (allegedly).

Edogawa Ranpo's name is actually the Japanese pronunciation of Edgar Allen Poe. IRL Ranpo was a simp.

Wait. 2.0 Very scary version.

You know how Meursalt is set in France right. I am 35.56% sure that France called their best buddies, England over.

That means The Order of The Clock Tower will most likely arrive, just as this pandemonium will reach its crescendo.

Asagiri is far too smart to mention a group of ability users, and then not have them show up in the story. This will end the Meursalt Arc, and begin the Clock Tower Arc, in which some highly patriotic brits will 'FIGHT FOR THEIR COUNTRY'.

This will mostly end BADLY. Lets hope this is not the version Asagiri has in mind. If it is, this is a lovely warning to stock up on fluffy fanfics and wait in mortal terror for October.

four days till the final episode.... i'm terrified boys

Me at 3:35 am getting the feminine urge to curl my hair with hair curlers despite never using them before.