Yet Another Declined Offer.

Yet another declined offer.

Mori: I have a proposition for you, Dazai. Dazai: I’m listening. Mori: Join the Port Mafia again, and I’ll give you anything you want. Dazai: Anything? Mori: Anything. Dazai: Can you give me death? Mori: No. Dazai: Then I’m not interested.

Sick burn, Akutagawa

Atsushi: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to startle you. Akutagawa: It’s fine. I’m used to being attacked by wild animals. Atsushi: What? Akutagawa: What?

Burnnn...

Todoroki: What’s your favorite flavor of ice cream? Yaoyorozu: I like vanilla. Todoroki: *visible disappointment*  Yaoyorozu: What? What’s wrong with vanilla? Todoroki: It’s boring. Like you.

Shin Soukoku 4 ever

Higuchi: Akutagawa-san, can I ask you something? Akutagawa: What is it, Higuchi? Higuchi: Do you… do you like me? Akutagawa: … Higuchi: I mean, as a partner, as a subordinate, as a friend… Akutagawa: … Higuchi: Or maybe… as something more? Akutagawa: … Higuchi: Please say something, Akutagawa-san! Akutagawa: *sneezes*

Oda's rolling in his grave

Fukuzawa: I’m proud of you all. You’ve done a great job today. Dazai: Thank you, dad. Fukuzawa: I’m not your dad. Dazai: But you’re like a dad to me. Fukuzawa: … Dazai: … Fukuzawa: Don’t call me dad.

True tho

All Might: Young Midoriya, you have inherited my power and my legacy. You are the next symbol of peace. Midoriya: Thank you, All Might. I will do my best to live up to your expectations. All Might: And one more thing… Midoriya: Yes? All Might: Can you please stop breaking your bones? It’s very painful to watch.