Yet Another Declined Offer.

Yet another declined offer.

Mori: I have a proposition for you, Dazai. Dazai: I’m listening. Mori: Join the Port Mafia again, and I’ll give you anything you want. Dazai: Anything? Mori: Anything. Dazai: Can you give me death? Mori: No. Dazai: Then I’m not interested.

sleepyheads

Burnnn...

Todoroki: What’s your favorite flavor of ice cream? Yaoyorozu: I like vanilla. Todoroki: *visible disappointment*  Yaoyorozu: What? What’s wrong with vanilla? Todoroki: It’s boring. Like you.

Bungou Gay Dogs

Chuuya: You’re so annoying. Why do you always have to bother me? Dazai: Because you’re cute when you’re angry. Chuuya: What did you just say? Dazai: I said you’re cute when you’re angry. Chuuya: … Dazai: … Chuuya: Say it again.

Sick burn, Akutagawa

Atsushi: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to startle you. Akutagawa: It’s fine. I’m used to being attacked by wild animals. Atsushi: What? Akutagawa: What?

He aint lying tho

Ranpo: I’m the smartest person in this room. Yosano: You’re the only person in this room. Ranpo: And your point is? Yosano: Never mind.