Can Kenji Count?

Can Kenji count?

Yosano: How do you feel? Kenji: I feel fine. Yosano: Good. Now, how many fingers am I holding up? Kenji: Three. Yosano: Wrong. It’s five. Kenji: What? No, it’s not. Yosano: Yes, it is. See? One, two, three, four, five. Kenji: Wait, how did you do that? Yosano: Do what? Kenji: You just changed the number of fingers you were holding up. Yosano: No, I didn’t. You’re just seeing things. Kenji: No, I’m not. You’re messing with me Yosano: No, I’m not. You’re just delirious

Dazai need to live. For Chuuya.

Fukuzawa: As the leader of the Armed Detective Agency, I have to make sure everyone is safe and happy. Kunikida: That’s very noble of you, sir. Fukuzawa: Thank you. Now, where is Dazai? I need to scold him for his latest suicide attempt.

Someone call a plumber

Mori: I have a proposition for you, Fukuzawa. Fukuzawa: I’m listening. Mori: How about we merge our organizations and work together? Fukuzawa: And why would I agree to that? Mori: Because then we can have more power, more resources, more influence… Fukuzawa: And more problems, more conflicts, more headaches… Mori: And more fun!

Yum!

Ranpo: I’m bored. Let’s play a game. Yosano: What kind of game? Ranpo: A guessing game. I’ll think of something and you have to guess what it is. Yosano: Fine. What are you thinking of? Ranpo: It’s round and red and juicy and sweet. Yosano: Is it an apple? Ranpo: No. Yosano: Is it a cherry? Ranpo: No. Yosano: Is it a tomato? Ranpo: No. Yosano: Then what is it? Ranpo: It’s a murder scene.

Chuuya is angerly. But its a joke so its A-OK

Fukuzawa: I have an announcement to make. We have a new member joining the Agency. Dazai: Who is it? Fukuzawa: His name is Nakajima Atsushi. He has a rare ability called Beast Beneath the Moonlight. Dazai: Oh, I see. Welcome to the Agency, Atsushi-kun. Atsushi: Thank you, Dazai-san. Dazai: So, what’s your ability exactly? Atsushi: Well, I can transform into a white tiger. Dazai: Really? That’s amazing. Can you show me? Atsushi: Um… sure. transforms Dazai: Wow, you’re so fluffy and cute. Can I pet you? Atsushi: *blushes* Kunikida: Dazai, stop flirting with the new recruit!

Atsushi is feeling very Awkward.

Kyouka: Can I borrow your phone? Atsushi: Sure, but why? Kyouka: I need to make a call. Atsushi: To who? Kyouka: To the police. Atsushi: What? Why? Kyouka: To report a crime. Atsushi: What crime? Kyouka: The crime of stealing my heart.