Why? A: Science. B: Making A Dumb Fucking Tier List Is A Very Specific Kind Of Joy, Try It, Make A Dumb

Why? A: Science. B: Making a dumb fucking tier list is a very specific kind of joy, try it, make a dumb fucking tier list

C: I've done worse.

Take a guess what this tier list is about.

I like to imagine that J, upon becoming a murder drone realized "Wait a minute, it's not the action I hate... IT'S THE PEOPLE!"

My prediction timeline for episode 8.

It starts simple, there are a couple things that I think are guaranteed to happen in the beginning, such as:

GLITCH intro

J, Thad, Lizzy and Khan fight

J ether joins them or dies

V is revealed to be not dead, in eldritch form or otherwise

They go down and check on N, probably with J's help

Then the timeline splits because of one thing: Is this really space or some strange solver limbo?

IF IT IS SPACE:

V and N meet up (que a lot of crying)

The planet gets a bit wonky (starts trying to eat them)

They run to the ship

someone or several people in the squad die

They get on the ship

They go to space and watch the planet implode

They retrieve Uzi (que N and Uzi's angsty Wall-e space dance)

[That or everybody just dies]

IF IT ISN'T SPACE (IS ACTUALLY SOLVER LIMBO)

Uzi (IN "SPAAAAAAAAAAACE") B plot starts

About half of the above timeline still happens

We meet the real Cyn (DUN DUN DUN)

Something something The AS broke Cyn's deal

Uzi makes a deal with Cyn, """killing""" The AS

Uzi ASCENDS

Less people die, people still do, I'm just saying less do

Copper-9 lives!

And some last few things that I think are guaranteed to happen at the end of the episode:

Some characters leave Copper-9 on the spaceship (not all of them because of A: Death B: just choosing not to go or C: not enough space [heh]) to go to another planet, likely earth

We are teased with some new (likely Disassembly Drone) characters from ether Earth or even, god forbid, the oven...

Credits (+ some post credits thing)

Seeing as Serial Designation S has left the "Do they actually exist" limbo in episode 7, being revealed as Tessa (and J's OC), I need a new character that doesn't really exist (yet) to obsess over.

So this is Ali, my new pfp. :D

(Obsessing over Max too but he's not my profile picture)

Awwwww... that means there's no S :(

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... UNLESS she means ALL the DD's got to keep their personalities because of N, his personality leading her to realize that they could all be useful in some way. I can actually back this up by the fact that there are other DD's with unique hair and/or clothing (see episode 6 4:00-4:15ish). Cyn might've just been petty enough to give them all different designs but I think it's more likely that they did that themselves considering how well V, N, and J's outfits fit their personalities.

That moment when you realize... (Murder Drones)

That the only reason V and J got to keep their personalities and some of their memories was purely because of N.

From what the information we learned in the latest episode implies, Cyn/The Solver (Or whatever it is.) didn't care enough to allow any of the other disassembly drones to keep their personalities or memories. Likely meaning they're all just mindless minions like in Episode 5 when The Solver initially took control.

Literally, the only reason V and J got to stay themselves and likely having some semblance of free will was just because N liked them.

Guys, gals and beloved theysies, I have seen the patern.

N ends up with Uzi.

V ends up with Lizzy.

That leaves J as the last Disassembly Drone.

And there's one other named Worker Drone who has screentime, is still alive, has an established personality and is currently part of the action.

Guys...

GUYS!

I think Thad is gonna make a move on J. MID-FIGHT!

PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN! Just imagine J's reaction when Thad, of all Drones, starts flirting with her!

It would be something in the line of "Disgusting ....do it again"