Why? A: Science. B: Making A Dumb Fucking Tier List Is A Very Specific Kind Of Joy, Try It, Make A Dumb

Why? A: Science. B: Making a dumb fucking tier list is a very specific kind of joy, try it, make a dumb fucking tier list

C: I've done worse.

Take a guess what this tier list is about.

I like to imagine that J, upon becoming a murder drone realized "Wait a minute, it's not the action I hate... IT'S THE PEOPLE!"

My prediction timeline for episode 8.

It starts simple, there are a couple things that I think are guaranteed to happen in the beginning, such as:

GLITCH intro

J, Thad, Lizzy and Khan fight

J ether joins them or dies

V is revealed to be not dead, in eldritch form or otherwise

They go down and check on N, probably with J's help

Then the timeline splits because of one thing: Is this really space or some strange solver limbo?

IF IT IS SPACE:

V and N meet up (que a lot of crying)

The planet gets a bit wonky (starts trying to eat them)

They run to the ship

someone or several people in the squad die

They get on the ship

They go to space and watch the planet implode

They retrieve Uzi (que N and Uzi's angsty Wall-e space dance)

[That or everybody just dies]

IF IT ISN'T SPACE (IS ACTUALLY SOLVER LIMBO)

Uzi (IN "SPAAAAAAAAAAACE") B plot starts

About half of the above timeline still happens

We meet the real Cyn (DUN DUN DUN)

Something something The AS broke Cyn's deal

Uzi makes a deal with Cyn, """killing""" The AS

Uzi ASCENDS

Less people die, people still do, I'm just saying less do

Copper-9 lives!

And some last few things that I think are guaranteed to happen at the end of the episode:

Some characters leave Copper-9 on the spaceship (not all of them because of A: Death B: just choosing not to go or C: not enough space [heh]) to go to another planet, likely earth

We are teased with some new (likely Disassembly Drone) characters from ether Earth or even, god forbid, the oven...

Credits (+ some post credits thing)

Or, hear me out

HEAR ME TF OUT.

J brought all of it. Not "Tessa".

It better be explained why these other two ships were filled with stuff from Tessa's room despite us now knowing the truth about Tessa and seeing the mansion destroyed.

Me at 11:00 PM for no reason in particular: Hm, I wonder how many followers I h-

*Horrendous choking sounds*

I say "barely clinging to life" as in how Doll died, just alive enough to give us a cryptic warning and make us more sad.