My Prediction Timeline For Episode 8.

My prediction timeline for episode 8.

It starts simple, there are a couple things that I think are guaranteed to happen in the beginning, such as:

GLITCH intro

J, Thad, Lizzy and Khan fight

J ether joins them or dies

V is revealed to be not dead, in eldritch form or otherwise

They go down and check on N, probably with J's help

Then the timeline splits because of one thing: Is this really space or some strange solver limbo?

IF IT IS SPACE:

V and N meet up (que a lot of crying)

The planet gets a bit wonky (starts trying to eat them)

They run to the ship

someone or several people in the squad die

They get on the ship

They go to space and watch the planet implode

They retrieve Uzi (que N and Uzi's angsty Wall-e space dance)

[That or everybody just dies]

IF IT ISN'T SPACE (IS ACTUALLY SOLVER LIMBO)

Uzi (IN "SPAAAAAAAAAAACE") B plot starts

About half of the above timeline still happens

We meet the real Cyn (DUN DUN DUN)

Something something The AS broke Cyn's deal

Uzi makes a deal with Cyn, """killing""" The AS

Uzi ASCENDS

Less people die, people still do, I'm just saying less do

Copper-9 lives!

And some last few things that I think are guaranteed to happen at the end of the episode:

Some characters leave Copper-9 on the spaceship (not all of them because of A: Death B: just choosing not to go or C: not enough space [heh]) to go to another planet, likely earth

We are teased with some new (likely Disassembly Drone) characters from ether Earth or even, god forbid, the oven...

Credits (+ some post credits thing)

You know, I find it funny how now that Tessa is "confirmed" dead (I have my doubts, but that's a whole nother post) people are fine shipping her with J. It's very funny to me seeing the shift to "Well since I can't have it now I want it >:(." While I've been a long-time fan of the dynamic duo of upbeat cover for intense trauma and her grumpy emotional-support businesswoman.

All in all, I'm just glad that I no longer have to pretend that there's anything wrong with it. Especially since I've shipped them since after episode 6, and I've watched as folks were hit with so much harassment over it.

Happy to see the times change on the matter.

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*sigh* god dammit, I made another one.

Meet Max and Ali! From Alice's oven, to their own blog!

I'm both dreading AND excited for episode 8.

The fact that these two characters are voiced by the same fucking guy gives me life.

Why? A: Science. B: Making a dumb fucking tier list is a very specific kind of joy, try it, make a dumb fucking tier list

C: I've done worse.

Take a guess what this tier list is about.

I like to imagine that J, upon becoming a murder drone realized "Wait a minute, it's not the action I hate... IT'S THE PEOPLE!"