My Prediction Timeline For Episode 8.

My prediction timeline for episode 8.

It starts simple, there are a couple things that I think are guaranteed to happen in the beginning, such as:

GLITCH intro

J, Thad, Lizzy and Khan fight

J ether joins them or dies

V is revealed to be not dead, in eldritch form or otherwise

They go down and check on N, probably with J's help

Then the timeline splits because of one thing: Is this really space or some strange solver limbo?

IF IT IS SPACE:

V and N meet up (que a lot of crying)

The planet gets a bit wonky (starts trying to eat them)

They run to the ship

someone or several people in the squad die

They get on the ship

They go to space and watch the planet implode

They retrieve Uzi (que N and Uzi's angsty Wall-e space dance)

[That or everybody just dies]

IF IT ISN'T SPACE (IS ACTUALLY SOLVER LIMBO)

Uzi (IN "SPAAAAAAAAAAACE") B plot starts

About half of the above timeline still happens

We meet the real Cyn (DUN DUN DUN)

Something something The AS broke Cyn's deal

Uzi makes a deal with Cyn, """killing""" The AS

Uzi ASCENDS

Less people die, people still do, I'm just saying less do

Copper-9 lives!

And some last few things that I think are guaranteed to happen at the end of the episode:

Some characters leave Copper-9 on the spaceship (not all of them because of A: Death B: just choosing not to go or C: not enough space [heh]) to go to another planet, likely earth

We are teased with some new (likely Disassembly Drone) characters from ether Earth or even, god forbid, the oven...

Credits (+ some post credits thing)

Or, hear me out

HEAR ME TF OUT.

J brought all of it. Not "Tessa".

It better be explained why these other two ships were filled with stuff from Tessa's room despite us now knowing the truth about Tessa and seeing the mansion destroyed.

Take a guess what this tier list is about.

I like to imagine that J, upon becoming a murder drone realized "Wait a minute, it's not the action I hate... IT'S THE PEOPLE!"

Awwwww... that means there's no S :(

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... UNLESS she means ALL the DD's got to keep their personalities because of N, his personality leading her to realize that they could all be useful in some way. I can actually back this up by the fact that there are other DD's with unique hair and/or clothing (see episode 6 4:00-4:15ish). Cyn might've just been petty enough to give them all different designs but I think it's more likely that they did that themselves considering how well V, N, and J's outfits fit their personalities.

That moment when you realize... (Murder Drones)

That the only reason V and J got to keep their personalities and some of their memories was purely because of N.

From what the information we learned in the latest episode implies, Cyn/The Solver (Or whatever it is.) didn't care enough to allow any of the other disassembly drones to keep their personalities or memories. Likely meaning they're all just mindless minions like in Episode 5 when The Solver initially took control.

Literally, the only reason V and J got to stay themselves and likely having some semblance of free will was just because N liked them.

The fact that these two characters are voiced by the same fucking guy gives me life.

You know, I find it funny how now that Tessa is "confirmed" dead (I have my doubts, but that's a whole nother post) people are fine shipping her with J. It's very funny to me seeing the shift to "Well since I can't have it now I want it >:(." While I've been a long-time fan of the dynamic duo of upbeat cover for intense trauma and her grumpy emotional-support businesswoman.

All in all, I'm just glad that I no longer have to pretend that there's anything wrong with it. Especially since I've shipped them since after episode 6, and I've watched as folks were hit with so much harassment over it.

Happy to see the times change on the matter.

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