You Know, I Find It Funny How Now That Tessa Is "confirmed" Dead (I Have My Doubts, But That's A Whole

You know, I find it funny how now that Tessa is "confirmed" dead (I have my doubts, but that's a whole nother post) people are fine shipping her with J. It's very funny to me seeing the shift to "Well since I can't have it now I want it >:(." While I've been a long-time fan of the dynamic duo of upbeat cover for intense trauma and her grumpy emotional-support businesswoman.

All in all, I'm just glad that I no longer have to pretend that there's anything wrong with it. Especially since I've shipped them since after episode 6, and I've watched as folks were hit with so much harassment over it.

Happy to see the times change on the matter.

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Just curious as to what the more popular opinion is.

Hmmm... alright, I think I have an idea... how about the month the ship was most present? one per episode?

Thadzi month: October Dizzy month: November

Vizzy month: February Nuzi month: April

Envy month: June Vuzin month: August

Now... what the hell is march?

Guys we should make a md ships month or smth...

Totally not cuz I'm running out of ship ideas >.>

My donation to the Metalwork cult.

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Just wanna specify a few things:

Yes, his name is literally Teacher, Lizzy and Thad shortened this and took it as a last name. Their full names are: Elizabeth "Lizzy" Teach and Thaddeus "Thad" Teach.

"doesn't give a shit" as in "His pronouns are He/Him but being called a she or a they does not bother him in the slightest."

He appreciates PDA and pet names but doesn't seek them out

Liam can and will kick the shit out of you but Khan is far more likely to fucking kill you if you come after his partner, he ain't losing another one. Probably should've put him higher.

There is a damn good reason why Liam has two kids

Guys, gals and beloved theysies, I have seen the patern.

N ends up with Uzi.

V ends up with Lizzy.

That leaves J as the last Disassembly Drone.

And there's one other named Worker Drone who has screentime, is still alive, has an established personality and is currently part of the action.

Guys...

GUYS!

I think Thad is gonna make a move on J. MID-FIGHT!

PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN! Just imagine J's reaction when Thad, of all Drones, starts flirting with her!

It would be something in the line of "Disgusting ....do it again"