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Every sexuality headcanon I could find\think of!
(plus a couple comments)
Uzi: Bisexual
N: Asexual Omniromantic, The man has nothing but LOVE in his heart!
V: Pansexual\under the bisexual umbrella
J: Aromantic lesbian
Tessa: Aroace
CYN: Inconceivable
Time for the side characters!
Thad: Straight ally Lizzy: Lesbian\bisexual Doll: REVENGE
Khan: Doorsexual(canon)
Teacher: heteroflexible, He strikes me as the kind of guy to say "I'm straight BUT *says something SO GAY it would make achilles shutter*"
Braidon: Gay, very gay
If you want me to update this, put your headcanon in the replies!
The teacher has the AS or at least is VERY suspicious.
He is the ONLY person (besides Tessa, V, and N) that cares about her being damaged.
"We think there might be something damaged with her programming, how is she at home?" Teacher - episode 2
This relates to the EXACT thing Tessa said.
"We know it mutates in damaged AI..." Tessa - episode 6
Why specifically him? "Oh, he just cares about his students!" No, no he doesn't.
Lack of care towards students.
He was straight up told that his students where EATEN.
"So missing some campers here." "Yo, I get hungry, idiot." "No name calling, just a question."
He gave ZERO fucks that the students got munched, he wasn't even mad or annoyed at V.
Colored eyes
OK, I'll admit it, this one might be a bit of a stretch, but he is the only "adult" drone with differently colored eyes... except of course Yeva and Nori, whom are infamous for having the solver.
Conveniently missing
He is always just... missing from the action. Look to episode 4, supposedly he was just sitting there with his hat and chair... doing nothing, that never sat right with me. He would have been an easy target for Uzi.
Damn near emotionless.
This can easily be explained away by: "His job has drained him." but I think it's more then that, if he was in cabin fever labs I'm willing to bet that he has been through some shit.
Miscellaneous.
A detail in episode 4 I saw was that when you look at his list, for some reason, halfway down it says ":D friendship", I have no idea what that's about. This is the ONLY emotion he has shown so far.
At around 13:05 in episode 4 you see orange eyes looking at N, it's most likely Doll because they changed her base eye color in ep-5 at least to a weird orange, but this is before that point, her eyes are still red.
Lizzy somehow NEVER dies, I suspect that this could be her father (the teacher) saving her.
He's the only character (besides Uzi) we've seen drink something on camera, probably robo-whisky but we never see what's in the flask.
Murder Drones characters ranked by what they would say if you fought them.
𝒞𝑜𝑜𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒲𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝒞𝑜𝓅𝓅𝑒𝓇-𝟫
(or how every Murder Drones character makes food)
Uzi literally ONLY uses the microwave
N cobbles a bunch of food together and through some form of sorcery ends up with a decent meal. (Think of that gumball clip)
V is not trusted anywhere near the kitchen.
J is just Gordon Ramsay, in both screaming and the skills.
Никто не хочет мою еду :(
Tessa is the type to obsess over her new air fryer.
Lizzy is a shockingly good chef thanks to her dad :)
Do not eat anything CYN gives you.
A big scary monster is after (X)! What do they do?
(Yes, I am counting hunting, worker, and DD forms as separate characters, sue me)
Lizzy sings a song...
The original :)
Everytime I go to dinner
It seems like I'm getting a little bit thinner.
I'll sit down at the breakfast table.
I can talk; they're not able.
When I look at them I find
There's a single question on their mind.
I wish it could go back to the way it was.
It's not easy now because...
My whole family thinks I'm gay.
I guess it's always been that way.
Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I talk
That makes them think I like... Girls
That I like girls...
The goddamn question just wont go away.
And, I get asked it every single day.
But, the way they ask is not hidden
Like "How was your day? Do you like to kiss girls?" (That's... funny)
This is the worst; baby, this was my fear.
Now, their opinions are crystal-clear because...
My whole family now is shocked.
I'm in the closet, and the door is locked.
Now my glory days are gone.
I was a foxy megan; now I'm megan fox
My whole family now suspects
That watching Spongebob had side-effects.
I'm not gay, and that's what I said.
If I'm gay, hey God, strike me dead-*CHOKING*
*Doll stops playing* (•᷄- •᷅ ;) *Doll continues playing*
Just 'cause my hair ain't long
Or my favorite color is: I have noooooone
I don't mean to yell, but I fear I must
'Cause I'm losing the people that I thought I could trust.
Because... even my girlfriend thinks I'm gay... motherfucker.
You all probably think I'm gay.
Man, this song is counterproductive...
La la la la la...
Because... my whole family thinks I'm gay.
What do they know anyway?
You gotta look right through the haze.
The Owl House was just a phase.
My whole family thinks I'm queer.
That is all I ever hear
But I've been as straight as a ramp,
If you don't count Bible camp...
MD characters ranked by babysitting skills
You can pry my babysitter Doll headcanon out of my
cold dead hands.
also don't ask why I put that random human woman in the second to top tier, she just reminded me of my cousin and that made me happy. :D
Take a guess what this tier list is about.
I like to imagine that J, upon becoming a murder drone realized "Wait a minute, it's not the action I hate... IT'S THE PEOPLE!"
My donation to the Metalwork cult.
It got a bit Tumblr Crunched, click for a higher quality.
Just wanna specify a few things:
Yes, his name is literally Teacher, Lizzy and Thad shortened this and took it as a last name. Their full names are: Elizabeth "Lizzy" Teach and Thaddeus "Thad" Teach.
"doesn't give a shit" as in "His pronouns are He/Him but being called a she or a they does not bother him in the slightest."
He appreciates PDA and pet names but doesn't seek them out
Liam can and will kick the shit out of you but Khan is far more likely to fucking kill you if you come after his partner, he ain't losing another one. Probably should've put him higher.
There is a damn good reason why Liam has two kids
My headcanons of lizzy and her dad (the teacher)
1. Because the teacher is voiced by Liam vickers and the iconic solitaire scene I hc his name is Liam Solitaire or Mr. Solitaire, making lizzy’s full name lizzy solitaire.
2. Even though lizzy threatens to make her dad do stuff in school it’s just empty threats since he wouldn’t actually do it, and her influence is so effective that no one found out and her dad doesn’t care enough to correct her.
3. When lizzy gets any grades that might get her out of school her dad bumps up the grades just enough to keep her in and scolds her for having such low grades so she studies more, not that he’d tell anyone.
4. He was fully aware of V sleeping over and was not bothered since by now he was used to lizzy’s antics.
5. Lizzy secretly plays card games with her dad sometimes and enjoys it.
These two live in my head rent free oh my god i love them i will be spamming posts about these two for a little while I have so much stuff
(This is NOT Cyn btw it’s Camera Solver)
Here’s some WIP stuff of them that I didn’t finish but still wanted to share anyways
No I don’t have a favourite ship wdym
(Solver is NOT Cyn btw just clarifying this again)
Does anyone remember the Solved Calculus fic? No? Fair enough
Anyways I’ve rewritten it and I might actually update it this time!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/59313868/chapters/151273240
I keep thinking of these stupid sillies
As
A ship (crackship possibly)
I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE 😭⁉️
