the-simple-creature - Not very complicated.
Not very complicated.

He/him I love shiping, headcanons, OCs, and hearing your opinions!(and polls, polls are good)Proshiping is never alowed here.You can NEVER be too kind!

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Lizzy Sings A Song...

Lizzy sings a song...

The original :)

Everytime I go to dinner

It seems like I'm getting a little bit thinner.

I'll sit down at the breakfast table.

I can talk; they're not able.

When I look at them I find

There's a single question on their mind.

I wish it could go back to the way it was.

It's not easy now because...

My whole family thinks I'm gay.

I guess it's always been that way.

Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I talk

That makes them think I like... Girls

That I like girls...

The goddamn question just wont go away.

And, I get asked it every single day.

But, the way they ask is not hidden

Like "How was your day? Do you like to kiss girls?" (That's... funny)

This is the worst; baby, this was my fear.

Now, their opinions are crystal-clear because...

My whole family now is shocked.

I'm in the closet, and the door is locked.

Now my glory days are gone.

I was a foxy megan; now I'm megan fox

My whole family now suspects

That watching Spongebob had side-effects.

I'm not gay, and that's what I said.

If I'm gay, hey God, strike me dead-*CHOKING*

*Doll stops playing* (•᷄- •᷅ ;) *Doll continues playing*

Just 'cause my hair ain't long

Or my favorite color is: I have noooooone

I don't mean to yell, but I fear I must

'Cause I'm losing the people that I thought I could trust.

Because... even my girlfriend thinks I'm gay... motherfucker.

You all probably think I'm gay.

Man, this song is counterproductive...

La la la la la...

Because... my whole family thinks I'm gay.

What do they know anyway?

You gotta look right through the haze.

The Owl House was just a phase.

My whole family thinks I'm queer.

That is all I ever hear

But I've been as straight as a ramp,

If you don't count Bible camp...

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1 year ago

I like to imagine that Uzi doesn't snap out of knowing that N killed her mother; I think she's accepted the chance that he did, but rather because it's somehow revealed that Nori's just a horrible person.

Not only is that 200 times funnier, it feels more accurate to the show; obviously, the show titled Murder Drones is going to have a lot of murder.

One thing that is oddly repeated in this show, however, is that there are things worse than death. Think of becoming a DD or having the AS in general, being forced to kill just to survive; if you don't, you overheat, which I'm sure is a HELLISH feeling to get a person like N to kill.

What if Nori was SO horrible that she relished causing pain? That she would abandon things that she just saw as "less" than her?

After all, what's worse than just dying...

I Like To Imagine That Uzi Doesn't Snap Out Of Knowing That N Killed Her Mother; I Think She's Accepted

but being doomed to live in death?


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1 year ago

A MINI VIZZY ANALYSIS, AND WHY I SHIP IT

Hey, guys. I could just say, "lol, because I like them together", and thats it. Buuuut I wanna use and excuse to talk more about them, and because some little details I like that made me ship them.

Is not gonna be very long, I promise, and Im starting with some superficial stuff, to the not so superficial.

Lizzy called V "hot", even more than Doll

A MINI VIZZY ANALYSIS, AND WHY I SHIP IT

I dont care how much you try to deny it, thats anything but heterosexual.

2. They have become besties, and even taked photos together

A MINI VIZZY ANALYSIS, AND WHY I SHIP IT
A MINI VIZZY ANALYSIS, AND WHY I SHIP IT
A MINI VIZZY ANALYSIS, AND WHY I SHIP IT

They are so cute :'3 Look how they smile and bully people together! Girls doing girly stuff 💖💗 And they look like they have genuine fun.

3. Lizzy felt guilty for betraying V

A MINI VIZZY ANALYSIS, AND WHY I SHIP IT
A MINI VIZZY ANALYSIS, AND WHY I SHIP IT

She even screams at V to run. Yeah, Lizzy said that V is hotter than Doll, but it feels more like an excuse because she does care for V.

A MINI VIZZY ANALYSIS, AND WHY I SHIP IT

4. They are both mean together 😍

A MINI VIZZY ANALYSIS, AND WHY I SHIP IT

They said the same thing at the same time! Couple goals! 😚

5. "Anything for my bestie!"

A MINI VIZZY ANALYSIS, AND WHY I SHIP IT

She didnt have to, but she did. Admit they are friends so her classmates listens to N and V. Look, Lizzy even took (stole) a present for her bestie!

THEY EVEN FIST BUMP

A MINI VIZZY ANALYSIS, AND WHY I SHIP IT

6. In the canoe scene, V made Lizzy's classmates carry the canoe, except Lizzy

A MINI VIZZY ANALYSIS, AND WHY I SHIP IT
A MINI VIZZY ANALYSIS, AND WHY I SHIP IT

Thats so nice from V 😍

7. Look at them siting together ❤✨

A MINI VIZZY ANALYSIS, AND WHY I SHIP IT

8. V saved Lizzy even tough she didnt have to 🥺❤

A MINI VIZZY ANALYSIS, AND WHY I SHIP IT

"Killing her, not saving you", whatever you say V 😏

9. Lizzy made V smile ✨

A MINI VIZZY ANALYSIS, AND WHY I SHIP IT
A MINI VIZZY ANALYSIS, AND WHY I SHIP IT

And not an "evil smile" like usually is, but a soft, genuine happy one 🥺✨❤

And this are all my reasons why I ship them. Hope you enjoyed it 💕💗

Remember, its alright if you dont ship it, this is for fun 😊

@m0n1q @lovelyheartclover


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1 year ago

YAY :D

1: Break my mind by DAGames

2: Cult of the lamb: sins of the flesh OST

3: The Search by NF

4: Christmas Truce by Sabaton

5: Welcome To The Internet by Bo Burnham

@tutchando74 @shadelessanon @the-iron-general @entrailseer

hihi Blu! Idk if this is appropriate or not, but I have a tag game for u

you have to name your top five favorite songs, and tag people you'd like to get to know better! It can be as few as one or as many as two hundred people lmao

and btw you can do a closed circle by sending each other songs without mentioning anyone else!

hope it's will be fun, have a great day 🤗🤗🤗

Omg!! Thank you sm! I love tag! and tag games hsjshsj xD (THIS IS SUCH A HARD CHOICE I HAVE SO MANY FAVS 💀)

These are my favorite songs as of recently:

OUCH by Nxdia.

SUCKER 4 GREEN by LIL TAY.

PUNK TACTICS by Joey Valence and Brae.

Bathroom Floor by Sophie Powers.

Great Time to be Human by Jagwar Twin.

(honorable mention since I'm listening to it rn lmao, Safe Place by Tony22.)

Tagging my moots and anyone else who wants to join! @jeysecretive @corffee @sonicthehedgehogunofficial @oddogoblino @urunclesonic @shadows-coffeebeans @silentwolflily @fleshbook @paracosmicessence @niyana-the-ambiguous-mobian @the-void-is-a-disappointment @milkfroggo @kingsnooz @thebluebafoon 💞💖💖💞💖💞💖

1 year ago

Random prediction that I do not expect to come true in the SLIGHTEST:

Random Prediction That I Do Not Expect To Come True In The SLIGHTEST:

This guy kills Doll in episode 7 or 8.


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