*looks At Camera With A Crooked Grin As I Drink From My Mug With A Delightfully Horrible Pun*

*looks at camera with a crooked grin as I drink from my mug with a delightfully horrible pun*

I've got it all, a random toolkit in the back of my car, the dad jokes (I'm actually better at it than most men I know) the phanny pack, the Hawaiian T-shirts and the completely random anecdotes that's somehow sounds both inspiring and insane at the exact same time.

Need a dad huh? Lemme know, kid. I gotcha

girl dad not as in a dad with daughters but as in a girl who shares the tastes habits and personality traits of a middle aged father

Ya know, I wanted to be all “dark and mysterious” on my tumblr, but unfortunately being subtle and discreet ain’t really my style 😅 I’m a ninja in the way the Scarlet Pimpernel is a ninja. Not to mention this was the first piccrew that actually had colors match my naturals? Not to mention it’s hecking wholesome, so I was “Eh, why not.”

New picrew pfp! Super cute style - go check it out! Link is under the cut

Picrew

Avatar Maker by @ponopyyy

Hello and thank you to everyone who patiently followed and waited for the release of this picrew! Have as much fun as you can! You may use i

Informal

When your English professor gives you permission to be “informal” in your paper, and you’re a salty writer with a personality because he called you “trouble” for having a mind and using it.

The flip?? Is this?? Bro…like…I got no words. Except for one. You have very questionable taste if you I'm sweet. Pretty sure the only sweet person is that darling reflection you see in the mirror hon 😉🧡✨

Woman like…c’mere. It's adoption time. Yer mine now. *wraps you up in a bear hug and squeezes you like a stress ball*

my sweetest mutual I always find myself feeling soo well around like they are a genuine joy to be around

Save Yourself

*waves sheepishly with a crooked grin*

Uh…howdy. Hi. Y’alls art been giving me the brain tickle all day today, hope it’s alright to return the favor.

So…uh enjoy? Original art by the incredibly talented: @rawcherrycake

(You seem cool Broski, love to be your fren)

Original character Rafid by the ever cryptic: @chessman-protocol

(Once again, ever the inspiration hon 🧡🙌🏼)

Music: Love + War by Kwabs

Editing programs: CapCut and Inshot

Human

While discussing different types of light in my astronomy class today, my professor said,

“100’s of years of science and research just so we can have popcorn in under three minutes. That just seems so human to me.” ~Professor Draper.