Now I Cant Get The Image Out Of My Head Of Stiles Jumping On Dereks Back To Surprise Him On His Morning

Now I can’t get the image out of my head of Stiles jumping on Derek’s back to surprise him on his morning jog but Derek just grabs Stiles’s thighs to keep him from falling and wraps Stiles’s legs around his waist and just keeps on running as Stiles bounces up and down on his back in shock

Remus: what happened again??

Regulus: well I was walking outside and I saw James, so I just came to kiss him…

Remus: and??

Regulus: he rejected me! So I tried again, he rejected me again!

Remus: maybe that wasn’t him?

Regulus: do you know any other gryffindor who can talk to a dog while playing with a golden snitch?

Remus: a dog?

Regulus: yeah that black dog

Remus: what did you say to James exactly before leaving

Regulus: he is the one who left! I said to him that he was less shy last night and he ran!!

Remus: I’m sorry for your loss

Regulus: what

The best part of Freylin and Arwen meeting is Freya and Arthur just. Not Vibing. when they first meet. Absolute nope on both sides because Arthur stabbed Freya once and Freya tried to maul Arthur once and even if they're both past that, they still don't necessarily like each other yet. So Merlin and Gwen are at lunch, spilling the tea, eating cake, and in the meantime Freya and Arthur are in the background like

Merlin: Did you know that half the bones in your body are in your hands and feet?

Merlin: When someone says "I'm going to break every bone in your body," I always think, "That's ridiculous. It'd be way too much work."

Merlin: But I could break half the bones in your body.

I hope you are ready for my therapy bill😭

GUYS I NEED TO SHARE THIS WITH YOU;

I MADE THIS MONTHS AGO BUT I LOVE YOU GUYS SO HERE.

It’s kind of really bad but eh.