Brian: You Are Literally Dating The Most Beautiful Person Alive.

Brian: You are literally dating the most beautiful person alive.

Brian: Aka me.

Brian: Earlier I ate a whole bag of glitter so the inside will look as good as the outside.

Liam: You wha— We are going to the hospital.

Brian: Good cause I think I’m dying.

Damien: ‘they’ll never find the body” is a boring threat. Threaten that they’ll never stop finding the body.

Vera: They’ll be recovering pieces of you for at least three months. You will be alive for at least two of them.

Oz, rethinking his life choices: that’s terrifying.

Miranda: why do people keep asking me who tops and who bottoms? We don't even have bunk beds!

Amira: Sweetie...no...

Oz: I can fit the whole world in my hands Vera: Oz, I swear if you pull some cute bullshit- Oz: *cups Vera's face* :) Vera: Vera: i have a reputation

Liam: *screams*

Miranda: *screams louder to establish dominance*

Vera: …should we do something?

Valerie: no, i wanna see who wins this

Miranda: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?

Damien: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.

Miranda:

Damien: I don’t know how you keep forgetting this.