Monster Prom Incorrect - Tumblr Posts

Brian: You are literally dating the most beautiful person alive.

Brian: Aka me.

Brian: Earlier I ate a whole bag of glitter so the inside will look as good as the outside.

Liam: You wha— We are going to the hospital.

Brian: Good cause I think I’m dying.

Oz: I can fit the whole world in my hands Vera: Oz, I swear if you pull some cute bullshit- Oz: *cups Vera's face* :) Vera: Vera: i have a reputation

Zoe: I love murder mysteries!

Brian, hopelessly smitten: I’ve been suspected in like four murder cases

Brian: Do you wanna tell me how you crashed the car?

Oz: well we were driving and there was this deer in the middle of the road that Amira couldn't see, so I said, "Amira, deer!"

Amira:

Oz: do you want to tell him what your response was?

Amira, grumbling: "yes, honey?"

Scott: It's okay to fall apart sometimes!

Scott: Sometimes tacos fall apart and we still love them!!

Liam, wiping away a tear: Beautiful.

Brian: We need a distraction. Is anyone here really good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Polly: [chugs shot] my time has come.