Brian Upon Being Asked By One Of The 8 If They Can Date His Friends

Brian upon being asked by one of the 8 if they can date his friends

Brian: What is this, the 1950's?? You know what, since you asked: No, you have to defeat me in sword battle if you ever want to talk to them again-

Zoe: I love murder mysteries!

Brian, hopelessly smitten: I’ve been suspected in like four murder cases

Sometimes, when I'm really frustrated and need to clear my head, I just get into my golf cart and floor it around campus. Speed limit's five miles per hour, but I'll go six or seven. I don't care.

—Oz, just casually running over students and teachers with his golf cart at 7 mph because he's mad

Hope: I can’t believe all these people are wearing black. Black is supposed to be my thing, they’re all just posers.

Joy: Hope, for the last time, we’re at a funeral.

Liam: *seductively takes off glasses* Liam: Wow... Brian: *blushes* Haha... what? Liam: You're really fucking blurry.

Calculester: Hey. I heard you impaled a guy with a machine gun and shot three other people while it was still in his chest. Is that...?

Damien: Lies. Filthy Lies.

Calculester: Oh, good. Because--

Damien: It was FOUR people.