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*slaps diagram* this bad boy can fit so many home of sexuals in it

Monster prom/camp headcanon

alignment chart head canon

*slaps diagram* this bad boy can fit so many home of sexuals in it

Damien is the type of guy to put mistletoe above his crotch
How the colour squad reacts to scam (E.g nigerian prince)
Oz: knows it’s a bad idea. BUT WHAT IF- Brian: [has so many unanswered texts/emails he wouldn’t even notice] Amira: [Is the scammer] Vicky: deleted. Blocked. *already changed the password to everything*
Doctor: You’ve been bitten by a radioactive shark.
Damien Lavey: So I’m gonna get shark powers, right?
Doctor: You no longer have legs.
Damien Lavey: Just like a shark.
Polly: Ten years ago today, I married my best friend.
Polly: Vicky is still angry about it, but Miranda and I were drunk and thought it was funny.
Brian upon being asked by one of the 8 if they can date his friends
Brian: What is this, the 1950's?? You know what, since you asked: No, you have to defeat me in sword battle if you ever want to talk to them again-