Oz: If Damien Thinks He Can Just Bat His Cute Little Eyes At Me And Get Whatever He Wants, He's Absolutely

Oz: If Damien thinks he can just bat his cute little eyes at me and get whatever he wants, he's absolutely right.

i took one look at damien’s dads and went “dilfs.” they are so hot they should have their own secret ending.

Scott: It's okay to fall apart sometimes!

Scott: Sometimes tacos fall apart and we still love them!!

Liam, wiping away a tear: Beautiful.

Vicky: Polly, do you have any shaving cream?

Polly: No i don't like the way it tastes

Vicky:

Polly: What?

Vicky: Do you eat shaving cream???

Polly: No??? Why would I eat it if I don't like the taste?????

Brian: Do you wanna tell me how you crashed the car?

Oz: well we were driving and there was this deer in the middle of the road that Amira couldn't see, so I said, "Amira, deer!"

Amira:

Oz: do you want to tell him what your response was?

Amira, grumbling: "yes, honey?"

Damien: You can say, “Have a nice day!” with no problem, but you can’t say, “Enjoy the next 24 hours,” without sounding vaguely threatening.

Liam: How did you get in my house?