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I can't stop thinking of Brian as the mum friend

How the colour squad reacts to scam (E.g nigerian prince) 

Oz: knows it’s a bad idea. BUT WHAT IF- Brian: [has so many unanswered texts/emails he wouldn’t even notice] Amira: [Is the scammer] Vicky: deleted. Blocked. *already changed the password to everything* 

Oz: I need life advice

Brian, Sipping Gatorade and eating cookie dough: You came to the right person.

Oz: what is it called when you kill a friend?

Brian: Murder

Vicky: Homiecide

Amira: Vibe check

Brian: Do you wanna tell me how you crashed the car?

Oz: well we were driving and there was this deer in the middle of the road that Amira couldn't see, so I said, "Amira, deer!"

Amira:

Oz: do you want to tell him what your response was?

Amira, grumbling: "yes, honey?"

Oz: [rolling down the windows] What seems to be the problem, Officer?

Cop: Get the FUCK out of my car

Oz dating head canons!!!

I imagine Oz would get quite playful after a while of being in his relationship.

Like him innocently beckoning them into leaning close to hear/kiss him but instead Oz smears food on their nose, and BOLTS or tries to.

He’d be really good at incorporating his s/o’s interests into their dates/activities.

HORRIBLE AT HIS OWN BOUNDARIES. So used to being quiet and in the background, he’d have no idea how to go about talking about stuff he needs in the moment.

Oz much prefers bringing it up when the topic fits and being extra polite about the whole thing. 

He’s not slick though; everyone tends to put two and two together and ask why he didn’t say anything sooner and explain that they will never be annoyed at him for speaking up or needing a break.

The anger Oz feels on behalf of his s/o when they get put down in any way, shape, or form.

No chill.

Makes his friends rethink how they see him.

In the same moment his s/o falls just that much more in love with him, knowing how scary conflict is to him.

Oz does learn how to ask for what he needs and more importantly for what he wants. giving ideas and critique when he feels comfortable, creating a lovely back and forth two way street.

Damien and Dahlia would probably get into a baby kicking contest

Oz, sends Vicky a voice message:

Vicky, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?

Oz: No, don’t worry, just listen later

*later*

Vicky, presses play:

Oz's voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-