Spidey Bros Au

Spidey bros au

Peter: do you think the ninja turtles are real, Tobey?

Tobey: no buddy-

Peter: *walks away sad*

Andrew:

Andrew: hey didn’t you work with them though?

Tobey: He ate my licorice. I’m taking away his happiness.

Dr. Strange: So your name is...?

Tobey: I'm Spider-man.

Dr. Strange: And you are...?

Andrew: Spider-man.

Dr. Strange, pointing at peter: ??

Peter: Spider-man.

Dr. strange: Oh don't tell me. He's Spider-man? Why would the three of you have the same name?? What kind of fool do you take me for??He's Spider-man, he's Spider-man, you're spider-man- Are there any other Spider-men I should know about???

Miles Morales, whispering: no one tell him about the multi-verse

Dr. Strange:

Dr. Strange: I'm outta here.

just a bunch of au thoughts where no one got sent back to their universes and like. okay its a spidermans version of the classic "the avengers all live in the avenger tower together" trope. its a good trope

- Peters all live in one apartment

- It is called The Web

- Because spiders.

("Gotta get back to the Web," Says Peter from the MCU.

"What's the Web?" MJ, from the MCU, replies.

"It's a little complex to explain -"

"Is it your apartment. Do you seriously call your apartment the Web.")

- It is, of course, a pretty shitty NYC apartment.

- It's a rotation of who has to sleep from a spiderweb hammock on the ceiling, who gets the couch, and who gets the bed.

- The landlord, of course, only thinks there's one guy living here. Old man that he is, cannot tell any of them apart.

- Not to mention they're all, legally, the same person.

- Personally I'd love to throw the villains in too but the most I got is Doc Ock and Norman living nearby as a very petty neighbor couple. Shenanigans ensue.

- Eddie Brock and Venom of COURSE are nearby and are constantly searching to find Spiderman and Peter Parker. But they're pretty terrible at finding anything.

I'd love to hear everyone else's thoughts <3 just a silly little ideas list I thought of for anyone else who's been liking the goofy "everyone lives in one house together" au. It's one of my favorites for a reason!!

Spidey, 10 min before the spider bit him: I hate how you're just born out of nowhere, and you're forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job. What if I wanted to be a spider? No one ever asked me if I want to be a spider!

What if Peter told Tobey and Andrew about him joining the Avengers and they just,,,,,didn’t believe him,,?????

Tobey, watching the news: Hey, is Peter teaming up with Iron man?

Andrew: Last I checked, Iron man’s in Germany, tearing up an airport, so I really doubt it.

Tobey, dragging Andrew: No! No, that looks just like him! See!!

Andrew:

Andrew: I’m gonna kill him.

Tobey, already gearing up: Iron man or Petey?

Andrew: Captain america for dropping a f u c k i n g boarding bridge on Peter