Dr. Strange: So Your Name Is...?

Dr. Strange: So your name is...?

Tobey: I'm Spider-man.

Dr. Strange: And you are...?

Andrew: Spider-man.

Dr. Strange, pointing at peter: ??

Peter: Spider-man.

Dr. strange: Oh don't tell me. He's Spider-man? Why would the three of you have the same name?? What kind of fool do you take me for??He's Spider-man, he's Spider-man, you're spider-man- Are there any other Spider-men I should know about???

Miles Morales, whispering: no one tell him about the multi-verse

Dr. Strange:

Dr. Strange: I'm outta here.

Peter(as Spider-man): Do you love all of me, even the parts you can't see?

Wade(as Deadpool): Eyeballs to entrails, darling.

[peter coming home from highschool]

Peter: hey wha-

Aunt May: We need you to find your brother

Peter: wh-

Andrew: he went to spy on fisk and got found in the vents.

Peter: that’s sus.

Aunt May: Peter

Peter: wait how did they even find him ??

Andrew: he kept humming the spy theme song in the vents.

Spidey bros au

Peter: do you think the ninja turtles are real, Tobey?

Tobey: no buddy-

Peter: *walks away sad*

Andrew:

Andrew: hey didn’t you work with them though?

Tobey: He ate my licorice. I’m taking away his happiness.

Spidey bros au

LGBT+ Headcanonsssssss

(Trying something new so these are head canons in an au I made up so if you don't agree/have a better idea just make your own. thank you!)

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Andrew was the first to come out (bisexual cis). Technically, Tobey was the first person he told because he mentioned finding other boys attractive when they were a lot younger (both thought nothing of it).

When he had the label for it he poked around at Uncle Ben and aunt may, casually bringing LGBT things up in conversation.

“How’s your coffee, Uncle Ben?”

“It’s nic-”

“You know gay people really like it iced, that’s weird right?” :/

“...”

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Uncle Ben and Aunt May were incredibly accepting of course, and did their best to keep teachers in line if bullying occurred.

It occurred.

Tobey stepped up as his big brother and main protector.

Glasses were broken.

Hair was pulled.

Uncle Ben tried not to be too upset at finding them in the principal's office. Bruised cheeks, broken skateboard and cracked glasses (Glasses are expensive).

The teachers would tell him to discipline them and he would take them out for ice cream every damn time.

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Cue Peter coming out as a trans boy at 12 years old. About to go into middle school in less than a month.Middle school is hard enough without being attracted to the same sex, now Andrews darling youngest sibling has come out as the opposite sex.

Peter had already chosen his name, having talked to his friend Ned about everything before he came to Andrew and Tobey.

And yeah, he was a bit jealous of Peter going to his school friends before his older brothers, but such was life.

May and Ben obviously took Peter to change his legal name and get him a haircut.

Tobey upped the roughness with his little brother.

Peter began wearing a helmet because of how many noogies and wet willies he’d receive. Don't even get him started on the time he got clotheslined on his 14th birthday,

Spidey bros au

Aunt may: who left all the red bull cans under the couch

Peter: I did

Aunt may: why? Clean it up, please.

Peter: it’s for ms ratman, she’s a widow with 25 kids

Aunt may:

Aunt may: Peter, are there rats living in our couch?

Peter: andrew said they couldn’t live in his room