JEFF. I'M FUCKING CRYING. THIS IS SO FUNNY TO ME.

JEFF. I'M FUCKING CRYING. THIS IS SO FUNNY TO ME.

Cop : you are driving on the wrong side of the road

Driver: Sorry, I‘m English

Cop: (shouting) Oii.. It‘s the rong soid of the roade ye was droivin down, innit?

Fuck it, everyone gets joint custody and Hunter gets a million parental and sibling units. Its a win win.

I know that grooming two dogs a day doesn't seem like a lot but it definitely is when you're ✨ chronically fatigued. ✨

Safe + accessible abortion for ALL genders!

What if, in Minecraft, holding a plant of some kind made it harder for witches to cause damage (makes poison fade faster, lowers damage from potion of harming, etc.) for a certain amount of time and it gives you some rare item/advancement based on the type of plant it is? This is based on the belief that a plant randomly dying is a sign that it absorbed a curse someone was trying to place on you.

To bathe dogs I have to train for FOUR WEEKS. Just give me a dog and I'll figure it out from there.