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Double Dactyl VI
Double Dactyl VI
Jacobin-smackobin Jean-Paul Marat took in Bathtime most leisurely; Loving the soak,
It soothed ev’ry problem Dermatological, But Corday came creeping; Caused him to croak.
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The Curious Incident of the Thumb in the Nighttime: a Prelude
I wrote this limerick a while ago and in doing so, somehow came up with two different ending I like so much that I can't choose one over the other. I'm putting them in two separate posts (they each deserve as much), so feel free to tell me what you think of the them/which one you like more.
If Juno taught us anything, it's that chair sex will only lead to problems
A spry and athletic young pair
Once tried to have sex on a chair.
She let the chair tip,
He panicked and slipped,
And got splinters up his derriere.
Let it be known: I am one of those rare New Yorkers who actually likes pigeons, but I still think this song is the bee's knees.
No pigeons were harmed in the making of this film.
...probably.
Edit: Turn on the Closed Captioning - it makes the entire experience feel like an avant-garde art film.
This one's a bit gross, but if you have an iron stomach and the same sick sense of humor that I do, I urge you to read below the cut (it's worth it).
Like A Snickers, For The Undead
There once was a Vampire named Jack,
Who had a severe hunger attack.
It may seem disgusting to you,
But he sucked a used Kotex or two.
To a Vampire, that’s just a light snack.