A Dolphin Named Flipper (or Not)

A dolphin named Flipper (or not)

Most people are familiar with the sounds that dolphins make: chirps, barks, claps and whistles. But recently, research has identified patterns in dolphins’ whistles that show similarities between the ways dolphins and humans use languages: their social usage of sound. More specifically, dolphins have names. And no, these aren’t names like “flipper” or “skipper.” They’re actually called signature whistles, and are formed by each individual dolphin within their first few months of life. These signature whistles function as a name-like identification; dolphins emit these whistles roughly nine to ten times more often than any other whistle when encountering a new group of dolphins. These signature whistles don’t just set one dolphin apart from another: through variants in the whistle, they also convey information about their moods, and other relevant details—kind of like the information humans get from the vocal tone, and inflection of the voice when someone is speaking. The discovery of signature whistles has sparked more discussion about the possibility of dolphin-human communication. Up to this point, human-dolphin communication has been pretty one-sided, humans teaching certain shapes and words to the dolphins. Now however, different groups are trying to find basic units within the dolphin “language” that they can put together, to possibly start to understand what dolphins are talking about. This could take a while, due in part to many physical differences between humans’ and dolphins’ perception of sound, but the study and cataloging of signature whistles (being compiled by Sarasota Dolphin Research) is giving us a glimpse into the social lives of dolphins, and the brief look inside of the world of proverbial dolphin Flipper looks to be quite interesting indeed.

Guest article written by Kerry (toujoursjamais.tumblr.com)

hail satan

rain satan

snow satan

tomorrow there is a 90% chance of precipisatan

it’ll be foggy in the morning, lots of condensatan

Submitted by jam-and-jelly-and-bread.

This one had me Rolling with laughter. Sorry friends.

“It turns out if you travel the speed of light, light can encircle the earth seven times in one second,” he explained. “Light is awesome” “Problem is,” he added, “we all live within earth’s atmosphere, so if you could go that fast through the atmosphere, then you’ll just burn up. And I learned from speaking to an expert in comic book heroes that The Flash has atmospheric separators in front of him when he goes quickly from one place to another so that he does not burn up.” But he ended up with a different theory about Santa’s journey. “So I realized that what he really needs is that, what they have in that movie ‘Monsters, Inc.’? Do you remember that movie? It just manufactured doors. And the door in the ‘Monsters, Inc.’ factory is the door of the childrens’ closet.” “What ‘Monsters, Inc.’ never told you is that they’re essentially wormholes,” deGrasse Tyson explained…

“Neil deGrasse Tyson explains the science behind Santa’s visits.” (via smdxn)

A Health Warning: The homosexual unconsciously finds a magnetic quality in words, and derives gratification from utterances…Rhyming is a favourite method of communication among most homosexuals, especially those who practise tribadism.

- M. Chideckel Female Sex Perversion (1935)

Quotation seen on micathemineral's page

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Some think that "the gays" are courageous.

I think they exist to enrage us.

Perfecting thier rhyme,

Their metric-al time,

And their verse - oh my god; it's contagious!

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To be over-abundantly clear: I'm making fun of an antiquated opinion and the limerick represents a set of opinions about as far away from my own as possible (though a rhyming super power would be cool...).