Themanfromnantucket - There Once Was A Man From Nantucket...

I noticed I've been having a bit of a poetic dry-spell for which I have been compensating with excessive reblogging.

I thought I should mention,

I've a sinus infection.

As such things do happen sometimes.

Alas, the congestion

Impaired my attention,

Regarding my writing of rhymes.

“I can’t believe I just saw nine Greek goddesses,” Tom mused.

an explanation

This is why we no longer take Ted to the bar with us

"With ladies," Ted said ''I've no luck

'Cause all of my pick-up lines suck."

To show us his plight,

To the gal on his right,

Said "Hey there; nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"

'Hello,' she said in a voice so husky it could pull a dogsled.

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This video serves as a companion to the one prior.

American English: If you can't say it, just mumble something that sounds good.

I'm not sure exactly what that says about this country.