You Like A Lot Of My Posts. I Like A Lot Of Your Face.

You like a lot of my posts. I like a lot of your face.

Well, the joke's on you. This is my face:

flutes players need to breathe

flute players need to breathe 

flute players need to breathe

fluTe PLAYeRS NEED TO BREAHTE

Two kinds of people:

People who took the news of feathered dinosaurs like this:

And those who took it like this:

Two puns for the price of one

Here is the original contest post thing

Like last year, I am going to host a limerick contest for the month of November. There will be as-yet-to-be-determined prizes for the winners. Here are the rules:

1. Your entry should follow the traditional limerick form.

2. Your entry can include innuendo, but should not have any outright...