Readers, Friends And Close-kept Foes, Lady Excelsior And I Will Be Offering The Complete Contents Of

Readers, Friends and close-kept foes, Lady Excelsior and I will be offering the complete contents of our emporium available at a reduced price for the holidays! The forthcoming week (starting tomorrow at 9 a.m.) our entire inventory is 25 percent off with no additional shipping on multiple items; simply use the passcode ‘Narwhal’ to redeem the special discount. Hooray for Snow! 

Please tell me I'm not the only one who heard Also Sprach Zarathurstra playing in their head while they watched this...

On a side note, does anyone have the expertise to coordinate the gif with the music, (either altering the music or the image)? That would be awesome...

I have thought long and hard about the things I would do in order to obtain a superpower that would let me see further into the EM spectrum.

the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it

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