Themanfromnantucket - There Once Was A Man From Nantucket...

Writer's block

I'd like to remove my large writer's block;

I've used every method I knew.

I've had better luck passing kidney stones

When I pushed 'till my face turned all blue.

I've let it run under hot water,

I've covered it in Vaseline,

I've tried some lube left by my roommate,

And the strange shower slime that turned green.

Subway poster scratch-art.

Her work provided wonderful source material for her writing

I once met a special massuse

Who liked innuendo, obtuse,

Which she then set in rhyme.

And she told me one time,

"I'm the 'rent by the hour' Mother Goose!"

Horsing around

Welcome back: ready, willing and able Your rhymes all pent up in the stable

With which Catherine the Great

I hope won’t try to mate

(Or was that just the stuff of sex fable?)