Writer's Block

Writer's block

I'd like to remove my large writer's block;

I've used every method I knew.

I've had better luck passing kidney stones

When I pushed 'till my face turned all blue.

I've let it run under hot water,

I've covered it in Vaseline,

I've tried some lube left by my roommate,

And the strange shower slime that turned green.

A short graphic story follow-up to my fish in Brooklyn doodle.

Street and subway reference images from Queens, Brooklyn and Manhattan (I'm fairly certain).

Today on the National Weather Service’s website.

Thought of You - Ryan Woodward

An explanatory note

Higgeldy, piggeldy

Catherine of Russia, was

Up to no good again,

Flown from her bed

To stables in search of

Equine-imious pleasure.

Delivered by men?

Neigh: thoroughbred.