I Hate This Stupid Body

❌ I hate this stupid body

Generic, makes you sound lame, no fun at parties, generally a downer

✅ I despise this vessel I am entombed within.

Foreboding, mysterious, makes you sound like an eldritch horror trapped biding your time

I love the tree roots this is a fantastic image (biased review)

Treecko, Torchic and Mudkip!

maaahhh

My favorite video I’ve ever taken.

The pains of being a <pronoun>/it or it/<pronoun> OR <pronoun>/<neopronoun> or <neo>/<pronoun> user is that literally everyone chooses to IGNORE the it/neo part, even if you put it first.

And I hate that the only solution is to make the choice that is never picked the only option, and even then people default to "they"

Yeah!

I'm not done making silly little edits yet

real and fake

[ID: A two-panel "pills that make you green" comic, showing two crudely drawn stick figures, one plain black, the other green.

Panel 1 shows the plain figure has their hands in the air, saying, "I mean, of course I support real green people, but-" and is interrupted by the green figure, who says, "Bullshit." The plain figure says, "what". Green continues, "Bull. Shit. I don't believe you. You don't support any green people.".

Panel 2 zooms in on the green figure's face as they say, "Every time you creeps start trying to decide who's a 'real' and 'fake' green person, it eventually boils down to the ones you like being 'real', but always at risk of being downgraded to 'fake' if they get sick of your shit".

End ID.]

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