Incorrect Quotes ADA Style Pt.1

Incorrect Quotes ADA Style Pt.1🤪

Yosano: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Ranpo will and will not eat. Dazai: Grass? Yes! Yosano: Moss? Yes!! Dazai: Leaves? Ohh, yes! Yosano: Shoelaces? Strange but true! Dazai: Worms? Sometimes! Yosano: Rocks? Usually nah. Dazai: Twigs? Usually! Yosano: Kunikida's cooking? Inconclusive! Atsushi: How did you… test this? Yosano: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it. Atsushi: ... I don’t know how to feel about this. Kunikida: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT? ---------------------------------------------------- Kunikida: You're a lying piece of shit! Ranpo: Oh yeah? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD! Dazai: I'm leaving and I'm taking Atsushi with me! Yosano, gathering cards: Aaaaand that's enough Monopoly for today. ---------------------------------------------------- Atsushi: *visiting the ADA* Hello, I just came to- Atsushi: *sees Kunikida shoving Dazai into the washing machine while Ranpo records and Yosano watches* Atsushi: *retreating* Something suddenly came up. ---------------------------------------------------- Yosano: Good morning. Atsushi: Good morning. Kunikida: Good morning. Dazai: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit. Ranpo: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!

HEY GUYS

Sorry I haven’t posted in a looooong time I’ve been sick with a fever and couldn’t post but I will be posting soon!! (around August 9th/10th)

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Generating Incorrect Quotes For The Hunting Dogs Pt.1💀

Teruko: Truth or dare? Jouno: Dare. Teruko: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room. Jouno: Hey? Tachihara, blushing: Yeah? Jouno: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Tecchou.

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Jouno: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire?? Tecchou: Microwave for 40 minutes. Teruko: Why were you microwaving a lemon??? Tecchou: I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells. I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges but I didn't own any pots. Tachihara: You burned an orange too? How??? Tecchou: Microwave for 40 minutes.

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Tachihara: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute. Jouno: No, that's not how you make cookies. Tecchou: FLOOR IT!! Tachihara: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!? Jouno: YOU'RE GONNA BURN THE BASE DOWN- Tachihara: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES! Teruko: DO IT! Jouno: NO-

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Teruko: Why is Tecchou crying on the floor?Tachihara: They took one of those 'what person are you?' quizzes. Teruko: And? Tachihara: They got Jouno.

Help-💀,From TheSwordThatStabbedJouno

This along with that Jaha post. You know the one

Lmao you asked so I delivered

Decay Of Angles Incorrect Quotes🤓

Fyodor: Pfft, you should meet Nikolai, they're such a tsundere. Sigma: They... they just stabbed you. Fyodor: So cute. ---------------------------------------------------- *playing twister* Sigma: Right hand red. Nikolai: *ends up on top of Fyodor* Fyodor: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you? Sigma: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice. ---------------------------------------------------- Nikolai: Why would you do that? Sigma: Because I feel guilty. Fyodor: Guilt is a trick emotion. It’s put there by your parents to stop you from doing things that feel good. ---------------------------------------------------- Nikolai: Any advice before Fyodor and I fight? Sigma: Don’t wet yourself in public. Nikolai: Not the kind of advice I was looking for! ---------------------------------------------------- Nikolai & Fyodor: Surprise! We're having a baby! Sigma: What?! Nikolai & Fyodor: *pull out adoption papers* It's you! ---------------------------------------------------- Sigma: And now for a gay update with Nikolai and Fyodor. Nikolai: Getting gayer. Sigma: Thank you, Nikolai. ---------------------------------------------------- Nikolai: When Fyodor was born, the gods said, "They're too perfect for this world." Sigma: Please. When they were born, the devil said, "Oh, competition."

Soukoku Incorrect Quotes🤡

Chuuya, holding an antique bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume? Dazai: *grabs and chugs the entire bottle* Dazai: Dazai: It's perfume. ---------------------------------------------------- Dazai: This date is boring! Chuuya: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store. Dazai: Then why did you invite me? Chuuya: I didn't, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Chuuya I'll do whatever I want!" ---------------------------------------------------- Dazai: The greatest trick the devil ever played was getting me banned from a all you can eat pizza buffet. Chuuya: Why’d you get banned? Dazai: Touched the rat. Chuuya: … What rat? Dazai: Fyodor Dostoevsky. ---------------------------------------------------- Chuuya: Dazai... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor? Dazai: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned. Chuuya: Chuuya: I wrote sanitize, Dazai. ---------------------------------------------------- Dazai: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this. Chuuya: Maybe we would, if you would STOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!! ---------------------------------------------------- Chuuya: *Gives a bouquet to Dazai* Dazai: You know I'm allergic. Chuuya: That's the point. ---------------------------------------------------- Dazai: Is this mistletoe? Chuuya: Uh, no, no, that is basil. Dazai: Too bad cause if it was mistletoe I was gonna kiss you. Chuuya: Yeah, no, it’s still basil. ----------------------------------------------------

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