I Swear To God

i swear to god

I am thinking it's a sign That the freckles in our eyes Are mirror images And when we kiss they're perfectly aligned And I have to speculate That God Himself did make Us into corresponding shapes Like puzzle pieces from the clay And true it may seem like a stretch But it's thoughts like this that catch My troubled head when you're away And when I am missing you to death “Such Great Heights by The Postal Services” um... excuse me??? who gave you, the right, to right such beautifully poetic lyrics, and not have anyone serenade me with them??? how dare you??? who let you walk into my house and just sing this and leave??? 

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fuck you *untrans’s your gender*

i will not explain, i will not elaborate, good luck

okay so, im a pastafarian and for the second year in a row now im celebrating noodlemas. and my qpr homie is celebrating with me but they are doing easy things like macaronia and butter noodles so they only have to make it for themselves. and so were trying to figure out if stuff like chow mein and yakisoba counted as pasta. when i googled it, it said they were different cause pasta is boiled and has sauce on it and things like chow mein are cooked in like stir frys and are therefor noodles not pasta. but then my friend brought up the good point that its called “Noodle”mas and therefor any noodles should be welcomed

guys help i need help overpowering my dumb friend cw food(ice cream)

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