Moonzie, she/her, 18+ aroace, multifandom idiot. Standard DNIPfp by @itsm3m00n (I think that’s the right url) and header by @floofyfloofthealmighty
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Alcatraz: But What If Im Lack Toes In Tall Of Rent?
Alcatraz: But what if I’m lack toes in tall of rent?
Bastille: Then grow some toes, Smedry.
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Anyone else craving more fake Emrys fics or is that just me?
Allknowing, to Clearsight: Your visions are weird; what’s wrong with you???
Merlin, staring at a pile of ashes: Hey, uh, Morgause just magically bursted into flames… uh-
Arthur: (accusatory) Merlin…?
Merlin: Yeah! Like- WAIT WHY “MERLIN” I WAS EATING FOOD WITH HER AND THEN SHE, LIKE, BLEW UP!!!
Arthur: I saw you magic her to death, Merlin.
Lancelot: WAIT WAIT WAIT WAS THE FOOD TOO HOT WAS SHE EATING SOMETHING sPiCy?!?!?
Merlin: No, she was eating salad. What does salad have to do with blowing up?
Lancelot: Because, if she was eating something spicy, that could’ve caught her on fire.
Lancelot: You know, cuz it’s… too… hot…
Merlin: Uhhhhm… Guys I don’t think that’s how it works…
@asexualsunny DARKSTALKER AMIRITE
does anyone else hate it when a character that’s really toxic and borderline evil gets worshipped by the fandom, just because of their two seconds of kindness that the narrative gave them at some point? it’s weird imo
(not talking about the people that like them as a character, i mean those ones who love them as a person, saying they want to date them or be like them and shit)
Bastille: How much sleep did you get last night?
Alcatraz: Three or four.
Bastille: Three or four what?
Alcatraz, nodding: Three or four.