Absolutely Worthless Today. After 2wk Of Gearing Myself To Go In Office By Speaking Aloud Those Words

Absolutely worthless today. After 2wk of gearing myself to go in office by speaking aloud those words to mentally prepare, I woke up early with a low-key panic attack and then manic energy bc anxiety is fun. So here's this.

So, maybe after AToTS, Mabel is just like, so concerned about Stan and Ford, upset about the Stan twins not being okay, not hugging it out, etc that she decides to once more get involved with the time measuring tape.

Every change just makes it worse so finally she's just crying on the kitchen floor. Stan finds her and is like what's wrong pumpkin.

Something something "you were everything to each other" sob sob sob.

Idk maybe the Stan twins reconcile sooner maybe Ford overhears and finally pulls his head out of his ass. Maybe not.

side quest

We've had Wendy. We've had Soos. There's even a voodoo fic in the making.

It's a fic of Ford, fresh outta school and on the road to Gravity Falls. On his long drive from Indiana to Oregon, he's got the pic of him/Stan clipped to the visor.

somewhere in Nevada, he fucks his car up and has to go into a garage.

The garage is owned by Jimmy Snakes, who never quite got over Stan. There's a calendar hanging on the wall with Stan being all sexy (Mullet Stan is a goddamn VIBE.

Ford is SO normal about it.

Is Ress a fuckboi? He taps Keen and Navabi, plus Audrey (obvi) and the "fake" girlfriend (after Audrey dies) I'm sure. He's got pull.

5+1 (because I don't have enough shit going on) where Ressler fucks (in this order) Audrey, Samar, Julian, Mitchell/Hatley (hate sex, dubcon), Elizabeth. +1 is Red. Kitchen sex, face sitting/riding, spit as lube, hate/rough sex, tender sex (in the order of pairings). Resslington will be excessive, I'm sure.

Mostly an activity in writing hetero sex but also sprinkling in the gay. If there was a pairing to get rid of, it'd be Mitchell/Hatley BUT ALSO I'm stupid weak for Red burning him alive for Donny.

Wait the book of bill appearing to Ford first is fucking HILARIOUS actually. Ford literally killed Bill less than a month ago, and Bill's still banking so hard on him getting him out of therapy that the book shows up in Ford's stuff MULTIPLE TIMES. Girl the situationship has been over for thirty years give it up 💀

Me - (7k words deep into a Stan twins AU but falterin) okay but hear me out, Stan and Ford function ... Not well without each other

AU where Dipper and Mabel somehow get teleported back to the January of 1989 (before Stan gets summoned, before Ford summons Bill)

The Stan twins save each other much faster than they do in canon - all to get the kids home.

Redux of the story - 8hr (or 32 years later if you ask the Stans) Mabel and Dipper go to spend time with their grunks

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Look, okay. I am so normal about your Timestuck doodles. So normal. Really.