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Scars

Content warning: Flogging.

Going off Kay's novel, I feel like Erik received whippings from the ringmaster whenever he was 'bad.' He was a circus attraction after all, and he only had one job: to entertain. He would take the whippings in stride, never complaining, even though they hurt like hell. He was only a child and didn't know how to fight back. Besides, he thinks he might have deserved them for trying to steal food from others' trailers.

In Persia, he learned to avoid this kind of punishment with tricks, manipulation, and his general charm. Still, the scars remain.

He feels mixed about them. On one hand, they show that he's endured one of the greatest pains ever. So, there's pride. On the other hand, they have made his body look even more awful. There's despair also. Nobody could possibly love him like this -- or so he believes.

c: I bet he's thinking about murder

e: no matter how much I clean my clothes, the cat hair on it remains

Love eyes

they're in love your honor

Endgame is a marvelous masterpiece but it murdered me so I made memes

I can't scroll down my Tumblr feed without being viciously attacked by sad Endgame posts (don't worry, I live for the pain) so I made some memes. Meet the next generation of Iron Men.

They will protect the universe

BURRITONY - a corny warrior

INCOGNITONY - for the stealth missions

TOMATONY - absolutely disgusting, his bad taste is his power and he will defeat thanos by hiding in his salad

PESTONY - for if you want to infiltrate an Italian restaurant, is very familiar with pasta grounds

OCTONY - for underwater missions, this guy probably took a role in sinking the Titanic. Extremely dangerous

MOSQUITONY - the most vile and dangerous tony on earth. They say he's scarier than the Winter Soldier

JANITONY - hes a good boii who cleans the offices

POTATONY - is throwable and can give villains black eyes and potential brain damage, very effective

MAGNETONY - hes iron man and he controls iron, what more do u want

PEPPERTONY - absolutely delicious

Place your bets, folks. Which of these magnificent warriors could defeat Thanos (again)? I'd say Mosquitony myself.

send help

Bloody, unbothered Erik.