Why Does Diet Coke Give Me Such A Headache

why does diet coke give me such a headache 🥲

man, i seriously just looked at the toilet paper and went like "so it still got a couple of serving sizes left-" lul

man i really be procrastinating that socialisation

sometimes i gotta body check 20 times in every single mirror i walk by, and sometimes i have to turn out the bath room lights and get ready in the dark just so i wouldn't have to look at my face

somehow i feel like i'll gain personality once I'm skinni

this moment when you start off carefully chewing and spitting your cucumber slices, and then you somehow end up eating three pieces of cake