I Want A Boyfriend So Bad :((((((((

I want a boyfriend so bad :((((((((

Can we stop with the short and therefore pick-uppable -thinking, bby I’m short and stout you can’t lift me THAT easy

I have beef with the fact that all good autism rep seems to come with an aversion to touch. If I like you, I WILL be touching you in any and every way possible, thank you very much. I will be leaning on you or sitting on you or hugging you or running my hands through your hair. And I would very much like to be resiprocated. I’m not good at words, I’d much rather show and receive my affection with other sensory input. I would very much argue I am like this BECAUSE of my autism, not despite it.

I just want everyone to stop for a second and consider the (actually pretty high) possibility that Alan Ross is an enjoltaire shipper.

This absolute madwoman AXED her finger off to break an enchantment and then went straight into the direction of the enchantment

Emily Wilde the woman that you are, absolute scholar, any thing for more knowledge about the fae world

But also what is wrong with you

No one: …

Absolutely no one: …

Me (reading fanfiction): umm actually, that’s a set of combinations and not a chemise, I will now need to entirely reorient what happened in what I was reading