
An advice column run by Bobby Fulbright! inspired by my love of ace attorney and my passing interest in the sims. Personal side blog @blackquillchillin
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Hi Prosecutor Blackquill,
Hi Prosecutor Blackquill,
You asked to see my see my sketch of you so here it is! Specifically it's just just a half-body of you in Link's champion shirt from Breath of the Wild. I was gonna add the Master Sword but I realized I didn't want to draw your right hand sooo.... I left it out. Probably never gonna finish it but it was fun!
(Was also gonna add Taka but got distracted and forgot)

-Sun
Sun,
Thank you for sharing with me. As I suspected, I do indeed look fine dressed this way. Your art skill is a fine thing as well, and I encourage you to continue. If you need inspiration, I have some ideas, but draw what you like. It will become terribly dull otherwise.
-Simon Blackquill
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Dear readers.
I understand there has been quite a bit of radio silence lately, and uncertainty as to why that is.
Apologies. The fact of the matter is that our house has been quite busy of late, and will, indeed, soon no longer be our house.
We are moving.
We will still be in the same city, but our hunt for a new building is over. Our remaining spare time will likely be spent packing.
Apologies for further delays caused by this.
Regards,
-Simon Blackquill
thoughts on horror movies?
My....mirror? Alternate self?
Hm.
Reader,
It largely depends on the type of horror. Pointless jump scares are dull, and unneeded. Gore-fests do not bother me particularly, but I can not watch them with Cykes-Dono, as it is upsetting to her. though Fool-bright and I do enjoy picking apart inaccurate scenes in them, it's amazing how many ignore how blood actually works.
Phycological horror is, at times, a fascinating exploration of the human mind. To plunge into the abyss and see what lurks underneath. Unfortunately, it is not always as easy to climb back out. For this reason, I tend to steer clear except for occasional films, lest my paranoia become crippling. Of course, that is only if it is done well, not poorly. A poorly written film is easily cast aside.
That said, anything with faces disappearing or being removed is not welcome in our home.
I would be interested in hearing your thoughts, and if you have any you particularly like. Are you a great watcher of these films?
Unshaken,
-Simon Blackquill
Mr. Fullbright,
Would you say this is an accurate depiction of Prosecutor Blackquill?:
https://www.tumblr.com/huyandere/717591872604962816/the-babygirl-ever?source=share
Hello anonymous reader!
Ohohoho! Indeed, very accurate, the very picture of accuracy in fact! We could replace the mirror with these images and he would not notice!
In case the link doesn't work, other readers can see the post here!
I should show him this, I'm sure he would have a great laugh!
In Justice We Trust!

I gave Metis Cykes an oversized blunt, sorry if she codes more robots to be homocidal.
I am unconcerned. Aura was the more homicidal of the two, and she has chilled slightly.
Does that mean you should have done so? Nay. Will there be death wrought? Not likely.
Disappointed,
-Simon Blackquill
Dear Simon and Bobby,
how do I get over a broken heart?
There was someone very dear to me, but they don't want to talk to me anymore. I'm not taking it well.
Do you have any advice?
My anonymous friend,
You are facing a rough time. There is no clear and easy answer, and it can be unclear how to proceed. Sometimes the gap can be bridged, but not always. It is best to respect their wishes, as hounding them will only push them farther away.
Turn instead to those who love you in return. Take the time to grieve, as while the person lives, the relationship has passed. Speak to those who are close to you, and consider finding ways you can spend time with them. I know from personal experience that denying yourself the chance to mourn will hurt you further in the future, but wallowing will offer no peace. Seek instead to continue your life, but do not claim it is the same as before. A new hobby may help, as well as time with your other friends and family.
Know that the pain is not forever. While you will likely miss their presence for as long as you cared for them, you will heal as well. The emotions will change, and while you think of them again, you will not be alone. To hurt greatly is the price of loving deeply, and this, too, will pass.
Regretfully,
-Simon Blackquill
Dear, Just reader,
I don't know that I can advise you as well as Prosecutor Blackquill can, but you are not alone. Life is full of meetings and partings, and while they may no longer wish to be part of your life, there are others who do.
Be safe, be well!
In Justice We Trust!
-Bobby Fulbright