There'd Also Be The Jmart Shippers Leading To 'Jon Pining Over Martin For 11 Minutes Straight' Comps

there'd also be the jmart shippers leading to 'Jon pining over Martin for 11 minutes straight' comps

TMA AU where everything is the same except Melanie makes a YouTube comeback and starts live streaming the Archive shenanigans in season four, and for some reason this creates a dedicated fan base with a number of compilation videos and clips from the streams.

This especially leads to videos such as Jon being a cryptid for seven minutes gay, Jon is not a human being and here’s proof, and Jon glitching out the stream compilation.

there is a lot and I'm still processing it all and the consequences of what it all means especially the content of jonahs statement like how much he knows/doesn't know about the fears

so who else is screaming about everything we learned today

children? in this economy? terrifying fr fr

glad to see that they're finally talking about some real fears in this podcast Babies

my thoughts on certain characters being the 'minister'

Peter Lukas - I think it's unlikely bc no jonah to make a wager with to get him off the boat so he's probably still at sea buutt if it was him think it would funny bc he'd definitely have 'disappeared' Collin just to not deal with him

Simon Fairchild - he wouldn't give a shit like we saw him with the extinction stuff he'd just not care about what the OIAR is doing at all and I think that would be funny

Annabelle Cane - that would be verryy plot relevant and also probably the same annabelle Cane from tma bc she said she'd either go with the fears or die and so far as I can remember they said there was no sign of her I would love a return of annabel mainly just bc I love her

Sasha James - more likely to be the new IT person but also I desperately just want sasha to be alive and well I also think she'd be very good at her job we knew she would have made a good archivist but an actual one rather than eldritch horror one so maybe she's a librarian somewhere completely separate

Tim Stoker - I strongly believe he wouldn't take it seriously and would flirt with every one and make jokes about the computers looking worse for wears until he hears about collin and just makes jokes about collin

Danny Stoker - would be funny but would also mean Tim is not linked to the supernatural at all bc he only got involved after Danny's death so if Danny's fine so is Tim and I need Tim to be ok also I think it would be a fun link without them just having the same cast as tma

Elias Buchard (the real one) - would imply gwen is a nepo baby which would be really funny to see them interact also wonder how jonah would feel about it also he was a stoner so I don't think he'd be good at his job and this would be very funny

Jurgen leitner - he's probably dead but I think this would be fun and we don't know if he even had his library in this world but if he did and then became the minister of the oiar that's a bad way to hide and I think he'd die pretty quickly

Daisy Tonner - she would penalise them for everything she'd be so strict on them and probably aggressive I also think its unlikely to be her she'd hate the bureaucracy and would probably empathise with collins solution to their problems

someone new - the fandom reaction would be funny as fuck like we've spent all this time theorising and guessing and then it's no one we've ever heard of before I just think it would be a funny way to throw off everyone

sorry this so long lmao

recently rewatched a few x men movies and it was physically painful

not because of the effects or the characters but because listening to the way the they talk about mutants and the 'mutant issue' is soo similar to how people talk about trans stuff

like painfully similar and as a trans person I felt it so hard

tmagp 27 spoilers

I have many thoughts on this episode but mainly Trevor Herbert is an mp and that's the funniest thing

Trevor I've been breaking the law since I was 14 Herbert is now a member of Parliament

this is the wildest switch of all the tma characters and its is genuinely hilarious to me