Fellas, I'm Gonna Save You A Lot Of Time. If You Have To Google 'am I Gay?', You're Definitely Not Straight.

Fellas, I'm gonna save you a lot of time. If you have to google 'am I gay?', you're definitely not straight.

Me: *playing minecraft with my friends*

Friend: Hey OP, where are you at? (on the map)

Me: *still reeling from the fact that TK and Carlos were both drugged and assaulted in their own home AGAIN* I'm at my fucking limit

Friend: ...

Friend: ok

Hobbies include annoying americans by only refering to George Washington as americas first male president

One of the most obvious arguments in favor of a romantic relationship between Achilles and Patroclus is simply that it makes sense from a writers perspective. Want to absolutely destroy your main character? Bring them to their breaking point? Punch your reader in the gut? Kill the love interest.

I mean, come on, the greeks were the inventors of the tragedy for a reason. What's more tragic? The death of cousin/comrade or the death of the person you are irrevocably and maddly in love with?

mr.reyes718: Still can’t believe they dropped the bag on canceling this show. Who wouldn’t want a Julie and The Phantoms cover of Sunset Curve Now or Never! Thank you to all the #Fantoms around the world for the continued support and love for the show. We see and hear what you all are doing! Let’s hope smarter people see the great potential this show has and finds a way to bring the show back because there’s “Unfinished Business” this cast has to do!! #BringJulieBack #InFantomsWeTrust #BTS #NoworNever

I need a crossover fic with 911 lone star and Brooklyn 99. Like Carlos having to go to New York for a case (and TK inviting himself along) or vice versa.

I don't care how it happens but I need the B99 squad to be absolutely enamored with Carlos (except Jake because he's jealous because Amy and Carlos get along great) and then absoultely disgusted when they find out he's dating/married to a firefighter.

Please, just imagine Holt telling him he's happy about every person who stands up and makes the world a bit more colorful and then ending his little speech with "but did it have to be a firefighter?"