Troy 2004 - Tumblr Posts
Made this for fun the other day
Credit to @wolfythewitch for their Odysseus and Teucer designs and @thehelplessmortals for their Menelaus, Chyrseis, Diomedes, and Cassandra designs
The Trojan war AUs that I wanted vs The Trojan war AUs Hollywood gives me

…what if Penelope had been the one abducted to Troy
![[6/?] Favorite Parts Of Troy (2004):](https://64.media.tumblr.com/13fd20a308bbdb8f90b9e9266b4ba1ba/tumblr_menw3f1luZ1r8a118o1_250.gif)
![[6/?] Favorite Parts Of Troy (2004):](https://64.media.tumblr.com/d07103be3fe674f7d4dfe3a094a4fa80/tumblr_menw3f1luZ1r8a118o2_250.gif)
[6/?] Favorite parts of Troy (2004):
“Too many men have died here today, I don’t want anyone dieing for me.”
I kinda want to see another The Odyssey movie, staring Sean Bean, as a sequel to Troy (2004). The bad decision of making a straight Achilles couldn't change the fact that the cast was amazing. Also Sean Bean goes really well with unfortunate characters.
One of the most obvious arguments in favor of a romantic relationship between Achilles and Patroclus is simply that it makes sense from a writers perspective. Want to absolutely destroy your main character? Bring them to their breaking point? Punch your reader in the gut? Kill the love interest.
I mean, come on, the greeks were the inventors of the tragedy for a reason. What's more tragic? The death of cousin/comrade or the death of the person you are irrevocably and maddly in love with?
One of the most obvious arguments in favor of a romantic relationship between Achilles and Patroclus is simply that it makes sense from a writers perspective. Want to absolutely destroy your main character? Bring them to their breaking point? Punch your reader in the gut? Kill the love interest.
I mean, come on, the greeks were the inventors of the tragedy for a reason. What's more tragic? The death of cousin/comrade or the death of the person you are irrevocably and maddly in love with?










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