Everything Can Be Canon In The Captain Underpants Universe If We Just Try.

Everything can be canon in the Captain Underpants universe if we just try. 😂😂😂

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 330 Captain Underpants Edition:

Harold: Wait Mr. Furness, you're gay?!?!?!

Edward, absolutely exasperated: HAROLD WHAT DO YOU THINK THE RAINBOW PIN THAT I WEAR AND THE RAINBOW FLAG THAT I PINNED IN MY OFFICE MEANS!?!??!

Harold: Well I thought that you liked rainbows just how I like dolphins!!!!

Edward: Oh my Lady, did your mom not teach you about homosexuality or anything about the LGBTQ community?......

Harold: I don't think so.....

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 325:

*CM/Swap Emily pulls up to a drive through*

CM/Swap Edward, at the window: Hello, how are you doing today?

CM/Swap Emily: I want to FUCKING DIE.

CM/Swap Edward: Same.

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Oh shit! Well, thanks for you telling me this! (Gonna have to delete that ask)

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 332:

Hannah: Sooo, lunch with my sister!

Henrietta: Mhmm!

Hannah: These tacos got me feeling gay as fuck!

Henrietta: Hannah, I told you. We don't use "gay" as happy anymore... That's not how it's used.

Hannah: Oh, my bad y'all. I mean: These tacos got me feeling bisexual as fuck-

Henrietta: HANNAH NO-

Hannah: WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY IF I LIKE TACOS?!!?

Edward: *Sips a bottle of vodka in the dark*

Hiro: *Slowly opens a classroom door*

Edward: I got even more bottles.

Hiro: What's the deal?

Edward: School starts tomorrow.

Hiro: ...

Edward: ...

Hiro: Oooooh!

Edward: Yep.

Hiro: Yeah pass me a bottle.

Textbook (Me): Hey Edward, can you pass me a can of Coca-Cola? Because my school starts at September 3rd and I only got 8 days left.

Edward: Where the fuck did you come from!??!?!

Textbook: The void.

Edward: Oh right. Makes sense. Here. *Passes a can of Coca-Cola to Textbook*

Textbook: Thanks! *Opens the can and takes a sip* Once school starts, shit's going to happen.

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 327:

CM/Swap Thomas, on the verge of sobbing: Hey Gordon?.....

CM/Swap Gordon: Yes little Thomas?

CM/Swap Thomas: Edward's looking really creepy and I don't like it....

CM/Swap Gordon: Oh! Are you talking about him practicing his smile?

CM/Swap Thomas: His smile?????

*Meanwhile*

CM/Swap Edward: *With a forced smile* Does this look good?....

CM/Swap James: Hmmmm.... Maybe try making that smile look a bit bigger. It looks a bit.... Fake. If you know what I mean.

CM/Swap Edward: Okay. *Proceeds to put on a slasher smile* Is this better?....

CM/Swap James: OH DEAR TEN NO. NO, NO, NO. This is going to gave people nightmares!!! Maybe, just go back to the forced smile, it looks less psychotic..... 😓

CM/Swap Edward: *Back to his resting bitch face* Wow, do I really look that scary when I grin?.... (BASED ON THE POST OF MC GORDON GRINNING AND @gold-dust599's JAMES BEING SCARED OF IT)