Incorrect Ttte Quotes 327:

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 327:

CM/Swap Thomas, on the verge of sobbing: Hey Gordon?.....

CM/Swap Gordon: Yes little Thomas?

CM/Swap Thomas: Edward's looking really creepy and I don't like it....

CM/Swap Gordon: Oh! Are you talking about him practicing his smile?

CM/Swap Thomas: His smile?????

*Meanwhile*

CM/Swap Edward: *With a forced smile* Does this look good?....

CM/Swap James: Hmmmm.... Maybe try making that smile look a bit bigger. It looks a bit.... Fake. If you know what I mean.

CM/Swap Edward: Okay. *Proceeds to put on a slasher smile* Is this better?....

CM/Swap James: OH DEAR TEN NO. NO, NO, NO. This is going to gave people nightmares!!! Maybe, just go back to the forced smile, it looks less psychotic..... 😓

CM/Swap Edward: *Back to his resting bitch face* Wow, do I really look that scary when I grin?.... (BASED ON THE POST OF MC GORDON GRINNING AND @gold-dust599's JAMES BEING SCARED OF IT)

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 331 Engine Swap Edition:

MC Thomas: OKAY, WHO THE HELL STOLE MY HORNY BIBLE?!!?! PERCY, WAS IT YOU!?!?

MC Percy: Bro, why the hell are you yelling me?!?! No, I didn't. And before you ask, I'm being serious!!!!!

MC Thomas: FINE!!!!! I'M GOING TO OUR SWAP UNIVERSE!!!!!

*MC Thomas then goes through a portal and teleports to the Classically Modern AU*

CM/Swap Thomas: Sure thing Madam! I'll get those trucks in no time!

MC Thomas: Hey other me, have you seen my Horny Bible?

CM/Swap Thomas: What's a horny bible?

MC Thomas: Oh, never mind. Guess I'll have to teleport to the Engine Swap AU.

*MC Thomas then goes through another portal and teleports to the Engine Swap AU*

Swap Jay: I swear, I remembered that I put my holy water on my counter!

MC Thomas: *Pops out of nowhere* Hey Jay.

Swap Jay: AH!!!!!!!!

MC Thomas: Sorry to scare you. But, have you seen my Horny Bible?

Swap Jay: Your horny bible? Well, by any chance that you might have spot my vase of holy water?

MC Thomas: Wait, holy water?!? Why would you have that?!?

Swap Jay: Well, to keep the demons away from me. Why would have a horny bible then?

MC Thomas: To keep simps away from me. They sometimes frighten me.... Ugh!

*Painful screaming can be heard in the background*

MC Thomas: Oh shit.

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Incorrect Ttte Quotes 330 Captain Underpants Edition:

Harold: Wait Mr. Furness, you're gay?!?!?!

Edward, absolutely exasperated: HAROLD WHAT DO YOU THINK THE RAINBOW PIN THAT I WEAR AND THE RAINBOW FLAG THAT I PINNED IN MY OFFICE MEANS!?!??!

Harold: Well I thought that you liked rainbows just how I like dolphins!!!!

Edward: Oh my Lady, did your mom not teach you about homosexuality or anything about the LGBTQ community?......

Harold: I don't think so.....

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 332:

Hannah: Sooo, lunch with my sister!

Henrietta: Mhmm!

Hannah: These tacos got me feeling gay as fuck!

Henrietta: Hannah, I told you. We don't use "gay" as happy anymore... That's not how it's used.

Hannah: Oh, my bad y'all. I mean: These tacos got me feeling bisexual as fuck-

Henrietta: HANNAH NO-

Hannah: WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY IF I LIKE TACOS?!!?

Edward: *Sips a bottle of vodka in the dark*

Hiro: *Slowly opens a classroom door*

Edward: I got even more bottles.

Hiro: What's the deal?

Edward: School starts tomorrow.

Hiro: ...

Edward: ...

Hiro: Oooooh!

Edward: Yep.

Hiro: Yeah pass me a bottle.

Textbook (Me): Hey Edward, can you pass me a can of Coca-Cola? Because my school starts at September 3rd and I only got 8 days left.

Edward: Where the fuck did you come from!??!?!

Textbook: The void.

Edward: Oh right. Makes sense. Here. *Passes a can of Coca-Cola to Textbook*

Textbook: Thanks! *Opens the can and takes a sip* Once school starts, shit's going to happen.