Edward: *Sips A Bottle Of Vodka In The Dark*

Edward: *Sips a bottle of vodka in the dark*

Hiro: *Slowly opens a classroom door*

Edward: I got even more bottles.

Hiro: What's the deal?

Edward: School starts tomorrow.

Hiro: ...

Edward: ...

Hiro: Oooooh!

Edward: Yep.

Hiro: Yeah pass me a bottle.

Textbook (Me): Hey Edward, can you pass me a can of Coca-Cola? Because my school starts at September 3rd and I only got 8 days left.

Edward: Where the fuck did you come from!??!?!

Textbook: The void.

Edward: Oh right. Makes sense. Here. *Passes a can of Coca-Cola to Textbook*

Textbook: Thanks! *Opens the can and takes a sip* Once school starts, shit's going to happen.

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 333:

Gordon with Emily:

Emily: Gordon?.... Am I ugly?....

Gordon: Nonsense.... I'm looking at you right now, you're the most beautiful girl in the world!

Gordon with Bill and Ben:

Bill and Ben: *Kicks down the door* Gordon, are we ugly?

Gordon: Very much.

Favoritism be like:

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 333:

Gordon with Emily:

Emily: Gordon?.... Am I ugly?....

Gordon: Nonsense.... I'm looking at you right now, you're the most beautiful girl in the world!

Gordon with Bill and Ben:

Bill and Ben: *Kicks down the door* Gordon, are we ugly?

Gordon: Very much.

MC Gordon: so we’re in agreement that siblings can be annoying right? All those in favour say I

Donald: Aye

Percy: I

Thomas (MC, not mine lol): I

Ben: I

Other characters : i

Edward (my au): I

RECORD SCRATCH

CRICKET CHIRPING NOISE INTENSITY INCREASES

MC Gordon: Errr. What are you doing here Edward? I thought you were an only Child? Or something?

My Edward: Wrong Edward mate

MC Gordon: fair enough.

MC Thomas: Wait Edward you have siblings

My Edward: I have an older twin brother? I thought we discussed this?

MC Thomas: Wrong Thomas

My Edward: ….. so you use my own words against me? Well played.

MC Percy: wait so, you have an older brother? What’s their name?

My Edward: Edwin Hall.

CRICKET NOISES

MC Thomas: whoever the hell is doing that, I don’t care for it!

My Edward: Yeah no that happens sometimes just go with it.

MC Gordon: ok, so Edwin?

My Edward: Yeah that’s, uh his name, and We don’t talk about Edwin.

MC Percy: if you start singing We don’t talk about Bruno but replace Bruno with Edwin I’m gonna lose my marbles

My Edward: what marbles?

LAUGHING CROWD TRACK PLAYS

MC Thomas: Where is that coming from?!

My Edward: Ok but in all seriousness everyone-

OTHER FRIENDS FROM STEVEN UNIVERSE MOVIE CAN BE HEARD AND INTENSIFIES

A chainsaw cuts through the wooden door like butter and door shaped hole is cut

Everyone but Edward: HYSTERICAL SCREEMING

Edwin: Guuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssss Who got off on Good behaviour!!!

Everyone but Edward: hysterically screaming

Edwin: Oh I’m sorry. Heeeeree’s Edwin! *drops the chain saw and does Jazz hands*

OTHER FRIENDS BLASTS FROM A SPEAKER BEHIND EDWIN

Edward: I thought they sent you to the shadow realm wtf do you mean ‘good behaviour?’

Edwin: …… Eddie all I did was rob a guy.

Edward: what.

Edwin: robbed a guy, peace disturbance and-

Edward: here it comes

Edwin: graffiti, drunken bar fights on occasion, oh! Uh, one account of grand theft auto

Percy: Grand theft auto?

Edwin: Yes. GRAND Theft Auto

Edward: I’m sorry good behaviour? You? Edwin Please, you make me laugh!

Edwin: what. You know what Faak you man! It was good behaviour! And not jailbreak for once.

Edward: I’m calling bullshit that’s fake! You’re a fraud and a liar

Edwin: I’m supposed to be at community service tomorrow

Edward: Hah! Liar!

Edwin: yeah well, screw you mate

Edward: gross we’re twins

Edwin: eeeww *fake gag* that’s not what I meant!

Edward: but that’s what you said

Edwin: don’t you have a hole to cry in?

Edward: Don’t you have a scene to make?

Edwin: stop being a little bitch Edward

Edward: I twas looking for a fool when one busted down thyne door over yonder

Percy: what’s happening?

Thomas: Idk

Gordon: ….. I don’t get paid enough for this

Edwin: Are you calling a dumbass?!

Edward: Well I wasn’t calling you a smartass!

Thomas: siblings are annoying

Percy: why did we do this again?

Thomas: ask Gordon

MC Gordon: Listen. I just asked that siblings can be annoying sometimes. I didn't ask for this kind of nonsense.

MC Percy: *Takes off his prosthetic arm and aims at Edwin* Don't tell my dad that I hit somebody with my fake arm.

MC Thomas: I won't Percy.

MC Percy: Good. *Proceeds to throw it at Edwin's head*

RW Edward: You know what? I wish that you were NEVER my twin!!!!

Edwin: Yeah well no shit!!! I- *Gets knocked out by MC Percy's flying prosthetic arm*

RW Edward: ..... What the hell was that?.....

*MC Percy then grabs Edwin's arm and drags him to the dumpster while whistling "Mockingbird" by Eminem*

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 334 Captain Underpants Edition:

*It's Pride Month and Edward and Mr. Ree are carrying boxes full of LGBTQ stuff. Edward has the gay flag painted on his face by the M.I.S.F.A.R.T.S while Mr. Ree is wearing a bi-colored scarf given to him by Ms. Yewh*

Mr. Ree: Oh, hey Ed.

Edward: Hey Toliette. So, what are you carrying here?

Mr. Ree: Just some stuff to celebrate Pride Month. Jeez, I'm surprised that Krupp would even think of it.

Edward: Ha! I know right? Alright, I'll catch ya later. George and Harold are waiting for me to read their new comic.

Mr. Ree: Yeah, you too.

*The two are about to walk away when they suddenly stop, drop their boxes in shock and point to each other like the Spiderman Pointing meme*

Edward: *Pointing at Mr. Ree* YOU'RE BISEXUAL?!?!

Mr. Ree: *Pointing at Edward* YOU'RE GAY!??!?

Mr. Ree: Wait, hold up. I remember that Harold told me that you have a rainbow pin that you wear and a rainbow flag hanged in your office. I just thought that those were rumors!

Edward: Well, duh! The ring on my finger obviously means that I'm married to a man! But look at you! When I found out that you and Ms. Yewh were dating, I thought you were straight!

Mr. Ree: Well no! Not exactly! I did have some crushes on a couple of guys before I came to the school.

George, in the background: Wow, I just learned something new today.

Harold, with George: Totally.

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 330 Captain Underpants Edition:

Harold: Wait Mr. Furness, you're gay?!?!?!

Edward, absolutely exasperated: HAROLD WHAT DO YOU THINK THE RAINBOW PIN THAT I WEAR AND THE RAINBOW FLAG THAT I PINNED IN MY OFFICE MEANS!?!??!

Harold: Well I thought that you liked rainbows just how I like dolphins!!!!

Edward: Oh my Lady, did your mom not teach you about homosexuality or anything about the LGBTQ community?......

Harold: I don't think so.....