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EVENT ALERT
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Hey guys. I'm looking for some, uh, help...
I have something planned, but I need some help doing it. I can't ask N and V for.. reasons... so I'm looking for some people to help me out with planning and arranging and blah, blah, blah.
If anybody knows where I can find suits/dresses and host a wed- uh.. event, tell me!! All help is appreciated >_<'
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Dear Uzi Doorman,
Understandably, my colleagues are upset that they are out of a job. Frustratingly, they went through my mail and insisted to talk to you. I apologize for any and all cuss/offensive phrases.
Sincerely-
SD G
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SD D here, what the F##K MAN? I have to find colony that will accept me in AND find a job in there! SD G is too f#####g formal to address me and T’s predicament, but he said he’s ‘working on it.’ AND I figure out he’s secretly talking to THE PERSON WHO GO US HERE. I
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Dear Uzi Doorman,
I sincerely apologize for my colleagues behavior, though he has threatened my life if I don’t send it to you. I needed to take the paper away from him, as he was beginning to overheat, hence the cut off. I have crossed out the profanities, as that would be potentially offensive. Thank you for understanding.
Sincerely-
SD G
Ughhhhhh
If it'll get you to shut up, I know a team that's looking for a medic and an engineer, and I guess they'd take extra hunters.
Btw I’m stealing you’re battery bites and gonna steal a few things to make a projector and I’m also gonna steal any interesting movies ya got
-serial designation C
And this is what I get for helping those in need.
(Btw if you wanna take my copy of A Dog's Purpose feel free)