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*runs Up To You At Mach Speed* Hello, I Its I Again. The Peson Who Called You Bald And A Criminal. I
*runs up to you at mach speed* Hello, i its i again. The peson who called you bald and a criminal. i am here to atone for my sins by making some food for your ''tottaly not a wedding event thingie''. just let me know what you want :) (i also have a 50% discount for people who are bald and desperatly trying to hide it, not that you would be interested or anything ;p)
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Your apology is accepted. Also, three gallons of oil, some coolant, and batteries would be nice. Oh, and maybe gasoline, but I have to figure out how Dad would react to the first.
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:3 im stealing your cartilidge
HAHA, joke's on you, I don't have any >>:3€
I made lemon bars for the not-wedding :3 they totally don't have battery acid in them
Oh, that's too bad. I like battery acid.
Btw, wanna come?
×Quickly slips beanie back on.×
You saw NOTHING.
"Hey, I can do some wedding photography! Top Tier work, for half tier prices! (Please, I still have 8 lawsuits to pay off.) I won the international photography award AND a Pulitzer prize!"
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(Mod Note: This is Captain Golden Pants)
HOW MANY DO I HAVE TO SAY IT ISN'T A WEDDING?!
I guess I do need a photographer... what are your prices?
"Well alright then! The bathroom is right down the hall if you want to go change. It may be a little dusty..."
×He hands you the clothes.×
( starter! )
* it was a peaceful day on Copper-9, besides the soft crunch of a bare foot meeting snow as a small lone figure wandered. She left behind paw-padded footprints, shivering as she gripped onto her black cat plushie and her eyes scanned around for shelter from the biting cold. She shivered, cat ears swiveling as she listened for danger and such. Who would she encounter? *
( I don't care who finds her, you can choose! Maybe Uzi since it would be interesting considering her dislike for humans but she finds a child 😂 )
×A yellow light soars across the sky, right over you and disappears for a minute before coming back. It grows closer and closer until you can tell it's a disassembly drone with shoulder-length silver hair. It lands in front of you and leans down to look at you with its yellow, glowing eyes.×
"What... are you?"