Im Gonna Be Honest, People Pretending Bruce Has An Adoption Addiction Is Funny And All, But Its Starting

I’m gonna be honest, people pretending Bruce has an adoption addiction Is funny and all, but it’s starting to trick people into thinking he goes out searching for and wanting to put all these actual children in the line of danger when in reality they just sorta latch onto his leg while he stands there trying shake them off screaming “NO, I’M NOT DOING THIS AGAIN” ‘till he caves and teaches them jujitsu

In sports, when a teammate talks back to coach, shows up late, or makes a stupid mistake, everyone is punished, normally through conditioning. Sometimes, the teammate who made the mistake is the only one to sit out so that the team is even more mad at them and they feel guilty; it is better incentive to stop the behavior than if only you were being punished.

Everytime the Justice League does any of the aforementioned bad behaviors (which are a little higher risk when superhero-ing), the entire team has to fight Batman without powers. You REALLY don't want to make stupid mistakes in the Justice League because no one wants both Wonder Woman and Superman annoyed at you.

Bruce, looking haunted and remembering back when Dick would climb on literally any surface available and he found the only way to get him to stop was spraying him like a cat: I know a thing or two 'cause I've seen a thing or two

Damian, preparing to stab one of his siblings: >:)

Bruce, not even looking up from his newspaper: *Grabs a near by water spritzer and sprays* No, Damian

Damian: *angry and betrayed cat noises*

In Superman: The Animated Series, we see baby Kal-El standing and waking fairly well and babbling. Milestones that are typically associated with a one-year old (human at least).

By this time, babies can also recognize their parents and feel sad when separated. Babies can recognize their own name. They have started developing personality and recognizing their surroundings.

So, baby Kal-El missed his parents. He didn't know where he was. He was confused when he didn't hear his name again. I just wanted to be sad for a bit.

I don't think violence should be your first, second, or third response to anything. You should try to come to understandings and should always strive towards peace. In fact, I vie-

Person: There's a Batgirl and Batman shipper!

Me: *cocks Glock* Where?

Okay, I admit to laughing while making this one.