Bruce Is Pretty Much A Cat.

Bruce is pretty much a cat.

Always lands on feet

9 lives (tbh he should probably be dead)

Hisses at people (he was THAT kid in middle school)

Wants affection but refuses to admit it ("I just happen to be in the room with you and I just happen to be less than a foot from you, chum")

Speaks in little weird hums and chirps

Selina Kyle likes him

The city throws together a celebration that puts Mardi Gras in New Orleans to shame. On the front float, sits Bruce Wayne with a king's crown, sobbing

Au where Batman kills the joker then goes to turn himself in as Bruce Wayne, ready to confess everything detail, but as soon as he states he killed the joker everyone starts celebrating

And Bruce is just standing there angry like, “I’m a murder!”

Random person chained to a bench, “mista Wayne killed the joka!” Cheers are erupting, papers flying, c*ps and people about to be processed are dancing together

Then the press starts celebrating the end

Clark should be slightly unnerving to look at. He passes human but people still get chills when they are in the same room as him. They get the primordial sense of 'Danger. Predator.' (There's just something wrong about him) It's the the Uncanny Valley - a non-human that looks like a person but could seriously injure you.

Most people can ignore it. But, every now and then (maybe he moved to fast, maybe the light caught his eyes wrong, maybe his teeth seemed sharper), people will flinch.

The first time someone doesn't flinch or look uneasy around him (save his parents) is with Batman. In exchange? Clark will do whatever it take for him (WHATEVER it takes)

clark “bumbling reporter” kent, who is always so hyper aware of his body that his “clumsy” antics never put anyone in harms way vs. bruce wayne who hasnt slept in 4 days, falling asleep standing up, sending himself crashing into a tower of champagne glasses at a gala, making glass and alcohol fly every where ruining at least three peoples very expensive outfits (not to mention getting alcohol in his fresh stitches that are hidden under his clothes), fight

EXACTLY

@violetbumblebea’s uncanny Clark post is so very important actually

i love that in superman birthright, his eyes are highlighted as an actual uncanny feature of his, that they’re so beautiful and blue but they’re also too blue, like “i’ve never seen a human with eyes that blue” blue. that’s the good shit

People from Connecticut are also slightly unnerving to look at so I understand your confusion

Clark should be slightly unnerving to look at. He passes human but people still get chills when they are in the same room as him. They get the primordial sense of 'Danger. Predator.' (There's just something wrong about him) It's the the Uncanny Valley - a non-human that looks like a person but could seriously injure you.

Most people can ignore it. But, every now and then (maybe he moved to fast, maybe the light caught his eyes wrong, maybe his teeth seemed sharper), people will flinch.

The first time someone doesn't flinch or look uneasy around him (save his parents) is with Batman. In exchange? Clark will do whatever it take for him (WHATEVER it takes)