Uhh, Should Someone Tell Him That The Freshman 15 Usually Refers To 15 Lbs Gained During Your First Year

Uhh, should someone tell him that the Freshman 15 usually refers to 15 lbs gained during your first year of college due to overuse of the dining hall, not 15 Freshmen tanked during your first year of college.

It’s just the freshman 15, right?

Do you think you’d be willing to write a story about a reduction predator?

No, simply because I honestly don’t know what that is. Can you DM to explain?

Quick Poll

For Prey:

Who are your five dream predators, be that celebrities, TikTokers, YouTubers, Instagram models; who would you gladly feed yourself to?

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Dream Predators (for Prey)

Dream Predators (for Prey)

For Preds:

If it came down to it, who would you be kinda okay with getting eaten by? Which celebrities, TikTokers, YouTubers, Instagram models, etc.

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Exceptions for Preds

Exceptions for Preds

I’ll be sharing the results after one week

And with that, it’s time to put my 2023 collection in the shoebox. I like to keep a little momento to keep track of everyone I eat, so whenever possible I always keep their IDs. I’m apparently not the only one too, I found the stack on the right in a pred’s nightstand drawer after I devoured him. Figured it was only right to add his to my collection since they were all inside me now. I’m curious, do y’all commemorate your meals a certain way and if so how?

There is nothing that can ever prepare you for the sensation of a man sliding up your ass

That’s a nice body you got there

Be a shame if someone melted it