There Is Nothing That Can Ever Prepare You For The Sensation Of A Man Sliding Up Your Ass

There is nothing that can ever prepare you for the sensation of a man sliding up your ass

Look, sorry bro, I know you’ve got a family, a career, plans for the future and whatever, but look at yourself. Can you honestly expect a guy like me to resist. You’re a freaking feast dude! I don’t even know if i can fit you inside me, but I’m sure the hell gonna try. Look at all those calories. I know it’s a big risk, but if I succeed I’ll be able to freaking hibernate for winter! You look too delicious bro and if this is a major miscalculation there’s worse things that could happen to me than making that beautiful belly even bigger.

Flying home for the holidays today my Dad’s probably going to say I’m fat but whatever 🐷

And with that, it’s time to put my 2023 collection in the shoebox. I like to keep a little momento to keep track of everyone I eat, so whenever possible I always keep their IDs. I’m apparently not the only one too, I found the stack on the right in a pred’s nightstand drawer after I devoured him. Figured it was only right to add his to my collection since they were all inside me now. I’m curious, do y’all commemorate your meals a certain way and if so how?

He loved this look and the feeling, but ultimately he knew it was short lived. Any day now his stomach would start grumbling up a storm, demanding to be filled with another poor man and the whole cycle would start over again. So for now, he was going to enjoy his abs while he could before the next twink stretches them out.

Checking out his amazing abs and belly button!

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Some preds hunt, others attract.

You’re damn right you won’t. Those ten guys you swallowed so effortlessly are ten guys I couldn’t get in time. Don’t worry though, they’ll all be inside me soon, so get ready to enjoy the ride.

Guuuulp!

Aaaah, there you go!

It will never cease to amuse me how everyone thinks that swallowing another human being is impossible. This is the tenth guy I've had to prove it to, too bad I won't survive to tell the tale.