Look, Sorry Bro, I Know Youve Got A Family, A Career, Plans For The Future And Whatever, But Look At

Look, sorry bro, I know you’ve got a family, a career, plans for the future and whatever, but look at yourself. Can you honestly expect a guy like me to resist. You’re a freaking feast dude! I don’t even know if i can fit you inside me, but I’m sure the hell gonna try. Look at all those calories. I know it’s a big risk, but if I succeed I’ll be able to freaking hibernate for winter! You look too delicious bro and if this is a major miscalculation there’s worse things that could happen to me than making that beautiful belly even bigger.

Flying home for the holidays today my Dad’s probably going to say I’m fat but whatever 🐷

image source: @aimalevore

Have fun, big man. What you don’t realize is that little Dominik here thinks eating big is fun.

Being big is fun.

Do you think you’d be willing to write a story about a reduction predator?

No, simply because I honestly don’t know what that is. Can you DM to explain?

Hey, I know you’re almost certainly here to escape for a while, but if you’re a fellow American, can I have your attention for just a moment?

Democracy is Fragile

I’m here to talk about vore and hopefully turn you on in the process, not politics, but the existential threat to our democracy that Trump uniquely presents transcends politics. If you’re an American citizen it is YOUR responsibility to vote and continue to encourage others to stand up and do their part. So please, vote before getting vored. If you know well-intentioned folks who “just can’t be bothered”, swallow them and spit them out at your nearest polling place. Consider strategically hunting at gun shows and proud boys meetings and waiting until after November 5th to ravage your local twink population. If you just can’t resist your local bear’s ass another day, consider sending in a mail-in or going to an early polling place.

Know the Stakes

All kidding aside, if you’re a US citizen (if you’re too young to vote you’re too young to be on this page) vote like our democracy depends on it (because it very well might).

C’mon, please sir. Have some compassion for a poor guy like me. Look at how flat my belly is. You alone can fix that you know, just stop being so selfish about having a life and whatever crap and let me eat, sir.

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